Seasons & Episodes
The Pilot
Pete wants to break up with his girlfriend Melissa because he doesn't think, she's "the one"; however, just as he's deci
Two Guys, a Girl and a Presentation
Pete, who has a big presentation to make in front of the museum board, might have accidentally swallowed an overdose of
Two Guys, a Girl and a Guy
Pete and Berg, who feel neglected by Sharon since she has a new boyfriend, plan to sabotage her relationship.
Two Guys, a Girl and a Celtic Game
Pete, a huge Boston Celtics fan, is extremely jealous of Berg when Berg gets to sit on the bench with the Celtics. Berg
Two Guys, a Girl and an Apartment
Berg and Sharon make it their business to interview possible future tenants when a vacancy opens up in their building. P
Two Guys, a Girl and a Softball Team
Berg and Pete start a co-ed baseball team in order to meet more women. Bill, being their sponsor is led to believe that
Two Guys, a Girl and a Recovery
Berg sets Pete up with a patient at the hospital called Lauren in an effort to get Pete over his recent breakup with Mel
Two Guys, a Girl and a Party
Berg throws 24 year-old Pete a fake 30th birthday party so he can meet a woman he's had a thing for years. Meanwhile, Sh
Two Guys, a Girl and a Chance Encounter
Berg and Sharon set Pete up with a girl they find listed in the personal ads, but she soon makes it clear she won't let
Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Delivery
Berg gets suspicious of Pete when he always want's to deliver the pizza to 845 Arlington. So Berg makes the delivery for
Two Guys, a Girl and How They Met
Pete and Berg reflect on their college days when Bill asks them how come neither of them was ever romantically involved
Two Guys, a Girl and a Dad
Pete is trusted to keep the fact that Berg's dad has quit his law firm to become a caricaturist in the park from Berg an
Two Guys, a Girl and a Landlord
Pete and Berg fight back against their landlord when he goes over the edge with the rules for living in the building.
Two Guys, a Girl and Someone Better
When Berg notices he's no longer first in his class he goes out to find who is. He finds out it's a beautiful female co-
Two Guys, a Girl and a Vacation
When Sharon tries to quit her job, she's asked to reconsider...while staying at a company condo in Aruba with two friend
Two Guys, a Girl and a Tattoo
Berg realizes that he once spent the night with Pete's new love--and she also may have his name tattooed on her derriere
Two Guys, a Girl and a Homecoming
Pete and Berg unwittingly buy fake tickets for luxury-box seats at the homecoming game when they try to one-up two forme
Two Guys, a Girl and an Elective
Pete has to choose an elective course. He chose metallurgy but when Berg brought his course choice card in he changed it
Two Guys, a Girl and a Psycho Halloween
It seems as though Berg has lost his mind when he goes on a murderous rampage.
Two Guys, a Girl and an Internship
Pete gets an internship thanks to Ashley but gets fired when he's caught having sex with the boss' daughter, Ashley's si
Two Guys, a Girl and a Wedding
Pete, Berg and Sharon get invited to the wedding of one of Pete's ex-girlfriends. Pete wants to reveal to the groom that
Two Guys, a Girl and Oxford
When Berg finds out that Ashley went to visit her boyfriend at Oxford he flies all the way to England to be with her. It
Two Guys, a Girl and a Thanksgiving
Sharon and Johnny want to start a new Thanksgiving tradition and be alone. But plans change when Pete's grandpa comes do
Two Guys, a Girl and a Limo
Pete enlists the help of a TV love guru to help Berg and Ashley when Berg calls Ashley to tell her that he thinks they s
Two Guys, a Girl and a Christmas Story
Pete embarks on a new relationship with an older woman who has a 10-year old son. Sharon is having trouble organizing an
Two Guys, a Girl and a Gamble
Pete is put in charge of watching Michael after school which is fine, until he asks Berg to do it for a day. Berg brings
Two Guys, a Girl and a Proposal
When Sharon uses an embarrassing underwear ad that Berg had posed for four years prior, for a contest he goes to great l
Two Guys, a Girl and Graduation
Sharon goes for a new job to impress her dad, but during a background check, her alma mater reports she never graduated
Two Guys, a Girl and Valentine's Day
Pete gets a new extremely peppy best friend, Sharon sets Berg up with Sean so she'll stop seeing Johnny but Sean is secr
Two Guys, a Girl and the Storm of the Century (1)
Berg falls in love with a TV newswoman and goes right in the eye of a huge storm just to ask her out. She agrees but jus
Two Guys, a Girl and Ashley's Return (2)
Ashley comes back and tells Berg she dumped Justin to be with him. Berg now has quite a dilemma, choose Ashley the woman
Two Guys, a Girl and a Fighter
While Berg steps into the ring as a cut man for a boxer, Ashley, Pete and Sharon fight out their differences.
Two Guys, a Girl and a Mother's Day
Berg is suspicious that Ashley might be posing nude for a professor. Johnny's four sisters and three of them are pregnan
Two Guys, a Girl and Barenaked Ladies
Pete quits his job at the pizza place and tries his hand at psychiatry. The job doesn't work out but he lands a job as a
Two Guys, a Girl and an Engagement (1)
When Johnny tells Pete and Berg that he wants to marry Sharon Pete feels his time to tell Sharon how he really feels abo
A New Hope (2)
Sharon can't seem to give Johnny an answer at first but eventually comes out with "Yes, in theory" as it's obvious she's
Au Revoir Pizza Place
Pete returns from France with a new girlfriend, the woman who ran him over. He thinks he's in love with her until he fin
Teacher's Pet Peeve
Pete fears Johnny is trying to kill him. Berg and Ashley start their residency and Berg feels one of the doctors is ridi
Career Day
Ashley's ex-husband plays a prank on Berg by making him believe that Ashley used to beat him. Pete tries to get Sharon a
Sunday in the Apartment
Sharon and Johnny fight over wedding plans, Berg and Ashley also fight and Pete runs into a crazy ex-girlfriend.
Halloween 2: Mind Over Body
A mad scientist switches Pete's brain with Ashley's brain and Berg's brain with Sharon's brain and the only who can help
Berg's New Roommate
Sharon and Johnny compete with another couple to get an opening date for their wedding. Ashley bribes Pete so she can mo
Foul Play
Berg and Ashley spend the weekend at his parents place to try and spice up their relationship. Pete introduces Sharon an
Talking Turkey
Ashley invites a hobo over for Thanksgiving dinner and he gets the whole gang fighting with made up stories. Ashley move
Liver and Learn
Ashley moves in with Johnny and Sharon and Johnny keeps walking in on her in various stages of undress. Pete learns that
A Moving Script
As Johnny tries to talk Sharon into moving to the basement studio, Ashley and Berg duke it out over her hunky new roomie
Out With the Old
Robert Goulet stops by Ashley's boffo New Year's Eve party, where the Broadway king holds court with Pete's unstable dat
Bridesmaid Revisited
A musical trio narrates the tale of Sharon and Ashley's night of drunken bonding that lands Ash in Sharon's wedding part
The Monitor Story
Sharon tries to reunite Berg and Ashley with the help of video monitors wired to watch the tenants in the building. But
The Wedding Dress
Sharon stoops to an all-time low when she eyes her dream dress at a wedding-gown sale. Meanwhile, Ashley tries to fix he
A Rookie Script
When Ashley starts dating Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra, Berg sets out to show up the guy at Sharon's charity bach
Feast or Fireman
Everyone at the hospital is making fun of Berg for his actions at the bachelor auction so he tries to regain their respe
Once Again From the Beginning
Pete and Ashley get mugged while waiting for the subway, Sharon and Johnny have trouble writing their wedding vows, Berg
War Stories
Pete, Berg and Johnny share bad stories about women.
Two Guys, a Girl and a Bachelorette
The guys at the firehouse make Pete believe that Marty has a thing for him. Pete, Berg and Sharon decide to hang out at
Love Shack
The guys at the firehouse find Pete's make-up bag and the fire chief asks Pete to give his daughter a makeover. In hopes
Another Moving Script
Sharon gets jealous when Johnny helps his friend Shawn with her Lamaze class, Pete is mad at Berg when he goes out with
The Undercard
Sharon and Johnny get joint checking accounts but Sharon makes all the important choices, Pete is stressed when Marti ge
El Matrimonio Loco
Irene throws Sharon and Johnny a wedding on the roof after Sharon cancels some of the plans, Pete and Marti go off to fi
The Bear
Berg and Irene race to bury any proof of their fling, while Johnny gives Sharon a post-wedding shock and Pete realizes t
Meat
Berg lands in a very tight spot when Irene takes their little affair a tad too far; Sharon refuses to get dirty with Joh
15 Minutes of Shame
Boston turns against Ashley after Pete leaks her link to Nomar's rumored exit from the Red Sox; Berg begs Johnny to keep
The Satanic Curses
Irene's deal with the Devil gets Pete a spare head, while Berg falls apart (literally) and Sharon one-ups Johnny in the
A Germ Runs Through It
Germ feeds Sharon a batch of bad advice about how to get Johnny to fix the home in a more timely manner. Meanwhile, Pete
The One Without Dialogue
In a dialogue-free show, a pregnant woman stalks Ash, a mystery lady stuns Pete and Johnny spoils Berg's shower time. Me
Disco Nights
Pete, Berg and Johnny try to get into a club but end up drinking beer outside a convenience store, after Jonny complains
My Dinner with Irene
Berg decides to keep hiding his secret fling with Irene after she blows him off for a last-minute dinner date with Pete.
Drip
Ashley's leaky plumbing has Berg in search of sleep, Pete in hot water with Irene, and Johnny in talks with Sharon to ma
Rescue Me
The guys try to save someone's--anyone's--life after Johnny's tape of Sharon rescuing a choking man turns her into a loc
Burning Down the House
Johnny and Sharon are overjoyed when their fire trap of a house goes up in flames, until Pete gets a hot tip that the pl
Give Mommy a Kiss
Pete must face his feelings for Berg's mom after her fling with his fire captain goes up in flames. Meanwhile, a hot sto
I've Got a Secret
Berg's fling with Irene and Pete's secret thing with Susan all come out during a party to honor one of their lusty ladie
The Aftermath
Pete faces the music for his fling with Berg's mom, while Sharon's plan to go to law school has Johnny singing the low-b
An Eye for a Finger
A mishap has Berg racing Pete to the hospital to have his finger reattached--if they can get there without losing the da
A Few Good Firemen
Johhny wants to become a fireman.
Adventures of Captain Karma
Fate catches Berg unaware when he runs into a young woman who's not like the girl he knew in high school. Meanwhile, Sha
Make Mine Tea
A client's philandering hubby has Sharon fearing for her own man's fidelity; Berg faces temptation at the hands of a com
The Love Boat
Irene sinks Berg's attempt to win her back by attending his work party on a yacht, where her dress gets more attention t
The Icewoman Cometh
A near death experience with a runaway fire truck has Pete reevaluating his life--and his loopy love affair with Ashley.
Should I Stay or Should I Go?
A jealous Berg tries to get Irene back but ends up screwing it up again, as he won't leave her alone and keeps on having
The Internet Show
When Sharon is late she thinks she may be pregnant so she makes Ashley take a pregnancy test with her, Berg tries to get
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