Seasons & Episodes
The Seinfeld Chronicles
Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York. George and Kramer weigh in on
The Stake Out
Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party but by the time she leaves, he has only learned where she works. Jerry stakes
The Robbery
Jerry is robbed after Kramer fails to close the apartment door. Elaine talks Jerry into looking at a fabulous apartment
Male Unbonding
Jerry tries to “break-up” with his obnoxious childhood friend but his pathetic weeping leads Jerry to give him anoth
The Stock Tip
After George receives a stock tip, he and Jerry take the financial plunge. Elaine and her allergies battle her boyfriend
The Ex-Girlfriend
George has doubts about his current relationship that he broke off. Elaine is curious about a relationship that she has
The Pony Remark
Jerry's parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he won't complete his plans to renovat
The Jacket
Jerry buys a real expensive new suede jacket with a colorful inner lining. George has a song from Les Miserables that he
The Phone Message
George blows an invitation upstairs with his latest girlfriend and then when he tries to make restitution he leaves prog
The Apartment
Kramer tries mousse in his hair. Jerry gets Elaine an opportunity to get the apartment right above him, before he realiz
The Statue
Jerry has a box of stuff his grandfather left him. Inside is an interesting looking statue that could replace one George
The Revenge
George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom. Newman tells Kramer that he plans to j
The Heart Attack
George thinks he's had a heart attack. The doctor tells him otherwise, but he might want to get his tonsils and adenoids
The Deal
Jerry and Elaine are watching TV late at night and stumble across "naked people" and that gets them both discussing whet
The Baby Shower
Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. George reflects that she
The Chinese Restaurant
Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of Plan 9 From Outer Space on the big screen.
The Busboy
George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy, by getting him fired. He tries to rectify things; however, he wind
The Note
Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to
The Truth
George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship
The Pen
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that w
The Dog
Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
The Library
A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
The Parking Garage
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
The Cafe
While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help
The Tape
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
The Nose Job
Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beau
The Stranded
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but for
The Alternate Side
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boy
The Red Dot
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
The Subway
A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuc
The Pez Dispenser
Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's ou
The Suicide
A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attem
The Fix-Up
Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.
The Boyfriend (1)
Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine
The Boyfriend (2)
Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting
The Limo
Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.
The Good Samaritan
Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.
The Letter
Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
The Parking Space
George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
The Keys
Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.
The Trip (1)
Jerry and George look for Kramer in Hollywood, where Kramer's new friend becomes a victim.
The Trip (2)
Jerry and George find Kramer, whose past is laid out by the lieutenant seeking his confession.
The Pitch
A show about "nothing" is George's pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry.
The Ticket
Jerry and George take another meeting; Kramer testifies for Newman in a speeding-ticket protest.
The Wallet
Jerry's dad has a bad time at the back doctor's; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend; Jerry's unhappy with George's
The Watch
The network president doesn't play George's game; Jerry deals for his "broken" watch; Elaine is a hot topic in the offic
The Bubble Boy
A weekend is kaput, partly because of George's driving.
The Cheever Letters
Elaine's assistant has words with Jerry, who has few with George; Kramer deals for more Cuban cigars.
The Opera
The man who's threatening Jerry is the same Joe who's dating Elaine.
The Virgin
Jerry courts a woman with a tame past; George makes a bad move at a meeting; a man disagrees with Elaine.
The Contest
George's mom lands in the hospital; a contest begins among Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine, involving a naked woman and
The Airport
On a flight to NYC, Jerry has a first-class time, but Elaine suffers in coach. Meanwhile, Kramer and George try to hit t
The Pick
Kramer makes Elaine's Christmas card a collector's item, and settles an argument with a designer; Jerry is caught in a h
The Movie
The difficulties met by four persons trying to meet at one movie.
The Visa
A lawyer George dates could help Jerry's pal, who's facing deportation, thanks, in part, to Kramer's trip to Florida.
The Shoes
There's something about Elaine's shoes that leads to the stalling of George and Jerry's TV pilot, until Elaine gives it
The Outing
Elaine's prank leads a reporter to believe Jerry and George are a gay couple.
The Old Man
Volunteering with seniors...Elaine is enthralled by hers, George gets fired and Jerry loses his.
The Implant
Jerry adopts Elaine's opinion about a woman he's seeing; then Elaine changes her mind.
The Junior Mint
Jerry can't remember the name of his date, and he observes a splenectomy.
The Smelly Car
An odor in Jerry's car seeps into the love life of Elaine.
The Handicap Spot
There are many repercussions after the gang parks in a handicap space.
The Pilot (1)
Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George's pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.
The Pilot (2)
The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn't think he'll live to see its success.
The Mango
Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.
The Puffy Shirt
Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend; but George gets a new ca
The Glasses
Kramer's optometrist pal replaces George's glasses with suspect frames.
The Sniffing Accountant
Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship
The Bris
Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment.
The Lip Reader
A tennis lineswoman is game to help George learn why he's been dumped.
The Non-Fat Yogurt
Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race.
The Barber
Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?
The Masseuse
Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend shares a moniker with a mass murderer.
The Cigar Store Indian
Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends
The Conversion
George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun.
The Stall
George is charmed by Elaine's new boyfriend; Kramer thinks Jerry's new girlfriend is his phone-sex mate.
The Dinner Party
A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat.
The Marine Biologist
A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaine's electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.
The Pie
A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won't try a pie; Kramer has
The Stand-In
George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying
The Wife
Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.
The Raincoats (1)
Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."
The Raincoats (2)
The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.
The Fire
George embarrasses himself at a kids' birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.
The Hamptons
In the Hamptons, George's date sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or d
The Opposite
George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."
The Chaperone
Kramer supervises Jerry's date with a Miss America contestant; George gets the Yankees to wear cotton; Elaine tries to f
The Big Salad
Kramer fears a golf dispute has pushed his opponent to murder; Jerry dates a woman whom Newman rejected.
The Pledge Drive
Elaine mistakes a man for a woman on the phone; George gets baseball's Danny Tartabull to join Jerry at a fund-raiser.
The Chinese Woman
Jerry makes a blind date; Kramer makes a change to increase his sperm count.
The Couch
Freedom-of-choice issues disrupt Elaine's new relationship and Kramer's business; George watches a video instead of read
The Gymnast
His girl's mom sees George as a bum; Kramer encourages Jerry to make the most of dating a gymnast; 3-D art mesmerizes Mr
The Soup
Jerry pays dearly for a "free" suit from a comic; Elaine has a beau who's no gentleman; George's way with words ends his
The Mom & Pop Store
George buys a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight; Kramer tries to save a mom-and-pop store; Elaine gets her boss in
The Secretary
Clothing problems are a hang-up; George hires a secretary.
The Race
Jerry dates a woman whose boss has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and K
The Switch
George suspects that his girlfriend is bulimic; Jerry dates a woman who has a friendlier roommate; Elaine loans out her
The Label Maker
George objects to his girlfriend's roommate; Super Bowl tickets make the rounds as plans change.
The Scofflaw
George fails to keep a secret about a friend; Kramer fingers Newman as a scofflaw.
The Highlights of 100 (1)
The first of a two-part collection of highlights from the first 100 shows includes the characters' ambitions and outside
The Highlights of 100 (2)
The conclusion of a two-part collection of highlights from the first 100 shows includes the characters' concern about th
The Beard
A toupee qualifies George to date Kramer's friend; Elaine tries to change a gay man; Jerry owns up to watching "Melrose
The Kiss Hello
A physical therapist bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within hi
The Doorman
Jerry runs afoul of a doorman; Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitt's neighbor.
The Jimmy
A gym member teams with George in business and makes a date with Elaine to see Mel Torme; Jerry suspects his dentist of
The Doodle
Jerry's family lives it up at the Plaza for free, thanks to Elaine; the fumigation of Jerry's apartment disables Kramer'
The Fusilli Jerry
Jerry's mechanic "steals" his lovemaking technique; someone's license plates enhance Kramer's image; Mrs. Costanza gets
The Diplomat's Club
A booking agent is overly attentive to Jerry; Pitt puts Elaine in his will; Kramer starts gambling again.
The Face Painter
Elaine's boyfriend is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying "I love you"; Kramer has an altercation with a ch
The Understudy
Jerry dates Bette Midler's understudy, who gets the call after George injures Bette; Elaine suspects she's being insulte
The Engagement
Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elai
The Postponement
Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.
The Maestro
A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.
The Wink
George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jer
The Hot Tub
An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tu
The Soup Nazi
Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armo
The Secret Code
George dines with Elaine's boss; Jerry's sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.
The Pool Guy
An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan's relationship with his pals; Kramer's new phone number bri
The Sponge
Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS wal
The Gum
Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George'
The Rye
George's parents meet Susan's; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she's dating; Kramer drives
The Caddy
Kramer sues Elaine's friend for sinking his golf career; George's apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.
The Seven
Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry's flame always wears the same outfit.
The Cadillac (1)
George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.
The Cadillac (2)
George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.
The Shower Head
Elaine fails a drug test--twice--and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show."
The Doll
Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a
The Friars Club
Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Co
The Wig Master
Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business i
The Calzone
George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh f
The Bottle Deposit (1)
Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an au
The Bottle Deposit (2)
While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs.
The Wait Out
Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new j
The Invitations
Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the
The Foundation
Susan's parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge.
The Soul Mate
Kramer falls for the woman Jerry's seeing; George suspects he's suspected of foul play.
The Bizarro Jerry
Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry
The Little Kicks
Elaine's staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a "bad seed
The Package
Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improv
The Fatigues
An employee's military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfrien
The Checks
Jerry's popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry's TV pilot; Elaine's new beau won'
The Chicken Roaster
George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apart
The Abstinence
George's intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor--stat; Jerry is
The Andrea Doria
Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; K
The Little Jerry
George finds a new romance--in a women's prison; Kramer buys a chicken, then puts his fowl to foul use; Elaine encourage
The Money
Kramer's girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry's parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance.
The Comeback
Kramer arranges to die with dignity; Jerry learns his tennis consultant is a lousy player; George becomes obsessed with
The Van Buren Boys
Gang members protest George's handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerry's new girlfriend objectionable;
The Susie
Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerry's bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for
The Pothole
Jerry has an accident with his girlfriend's toothbrush; Elaine crams herself into a restaurant's delivery boundary; Kram
The English Patient
Elaine's review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Flor
The Nap
George crafts a place to nap at work; a new beau gives Elaine a mattress, which Kramer promptly soils; Jerry's kitchen i
The Yada Yada
George adopts his girlfriend's verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentist's conversion to Judais
The Millennium
The Mets express interest in George; an inattentive saleswoman irks Elaine; Kramer prepares for his millennium party; Je
The Muffin Tops
George pretends he's a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine's former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while
The Summer of George
Kramer's job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman;
The Butter Shave
Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy n
The Voice
Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex
The Serenity Now
George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home;
The Blood
Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's
The Junk Mail
Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new
The Merv Griffin Show
Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash wit
The Slicer
George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with
The Betrayal
Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's despera
The Apology
Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; Geor
The Strike
Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George give
The Dealership
At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.
The Reverse Peephole
Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; K
The Cartoon
An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles
The Strong Box
Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.
The Wizard
Jerry buys his father an electric organizer; Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's p
The Burning
Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make
The Bookstore
A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine;
The Frogger
George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; El
The Maid
Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures
The Puerto Rican Day
Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroo
The Chronicle (1)
Jerry, Elaine, George & Kramer plan to go to a movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memorie
The Chronicle (2)
More memories and bloopers.
The Finale (1)
The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emerg
The Finale (2)
Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."
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