Seasons & Episodes
The French Teacher
Patty gets a crush on her new French teacher after he makes her his test subject.
The Genius
While Patty is taking a test to determine the intelligence of today's students, the machine goes nuts and the results sa
The Elopement
J.R. Castle leads Martin to believe that Patty and Richard are planning to elope. Acutally, they are helping Natalie pla
House Guest
Martin's Aunt Pauline comes to visit.
The Birds and the Bees Bit
Ross is invited to his first dance, so Patty and Cathy try to teach him about girls.
The Slumber Party
Ross tape records conversations at Patty and Cathy's slumber party's, and then blackmails them with the tape.
The Babysitters
When Mr. Lane refuses to pay for an evening gown for Patty, she decides to go into the babysitting business.
The Conquering Hero
When the star basketball player's parents move to Michigan, the Lanes invite him to stay with them.
The President
Patty and Cathy both run for president of the Girls' League.
Double Date
Patty plays Patty and Cathy at a party, after Cathy got sick for having taken a flu shot meant for Patty.
The Actress
The school is putting on a lavish version of Anthony and Cleopatra. Cathy tries out for the lead, but Patty unexpectedly
How to Be Popular
Cathy wants to win more friends, so she writes to Aunt Jane,a Lonely Hearts colunnist, for advice.
The Song Writers
Richard enters Patty and Cathy's song in the Jimmy Dean Songwriter Contest. Unfortunately, Patty had copied the words fr
The Princess Cathy
Cathy falls in love with a foreign exchange student.
Christmas Present
Christmas is a day away and Cathy anxiously awaits a visit from her father, only to learn that he is a prisoner in a for
Auld Lang Syne
Martin's brother Kenneth sets out to write his autobiography, but discovers writing a book to be more difficult than he
Horoscope
Patty become an astrologist in order to earn money to buy Natalie a birthday present.
The Tycoons
When all the girls like the dress that Cathy made, she and Patty decide to go into business.
Author! Author!
Patty writes a novel presenting the viewpoint of the American teenager and immediately gets a publishing contract.
The Continental
Martin learns that he is being transferred to Paris.
Let 'Em Eat Cake
Natalie makes the mistake of leaving her cake in the church bazaar on the kitchen table unattened.
Going Steady
Patty and Richard decide to go steady.
Are Mothers People?
Natalie Lane begins to feel unwanted and devises a plan to get even with her family for the uncaring way they have been
The Con Artist
Cathy buys a vacuum cleaner for Natalie's birthday but finds the cost is too much for her to handle.
The Perfect Teenager
After flunking an exam for teenagers, Patty decides to enroll in modeling school.
Chip Off the Old Block
To increase the circulation of the school paper, Patty uses scandalous stories which infuriate the school principal.
The Wedding Anniversary Caper
In order to buy a gift for his parents wedding anniversary, Ross enters Patty's photo in a teenagers beauty contest.
Pen Pals
Patty receives some beautiful letters from a new pen pal, and therefore loses interest in Richard.
A Slight Case of Disaster
In order to impress Sue Ellen, Patty buys an expensive dress that she can't afford.
The Friendship Bit
Patty discovers that she is allergic to Cathy.
Patty, the Foster Mother
Patty unknowingly signs papers to adopt a Korean orphan.
Drop Out
Richard decide to quit school.
Leave it to Patty
In order to get elected chairman of the class prom, Patty promise to get Pinky Gristol "The Mop" as a guest.
The Little Dictator
Cathy, who is student principal for a week, has trouble dealing with Patty.
The Working Girl
Patty gets a job at the local ice cream parlor.
The Cousins
Patty and Cathy reminisce about Cathy's arrival in the Lane household.
The Green-Eyed Monster
Richard is jealous of Geoffrey Davis, III, a military cadet in town for a visit.
Practice Makes Perfect
Patty decides to take tuba lessons.
Simon Says
Patty is ghost-writing an advice column for the school newspaper; and creating lots of trouble for lots of people.
Patty, the Organizer
Patty, Cathy, and Ross form the UAFUM [United Association for Unprotected Miners] in the hopes of getting more privilege
Patty, the Pioneer
Patty accepts the challenge to live like a pioneer for one week.
The Boy Next Door
Patty and Cathy both like their new next-door neighbor
Patty, the People's Voice
Patty and Cathy campaign for T.J. Blodgett [Martin's boss], but they discover that they prefer his opponent.
The Greatest Psychologist In the World
When Patty is invited to the Harvard Prom by Sue Ellen's cousin Rip, she decides to use psychology to persuade her paren
Patty and the Peace Corps
Patty decides to join the Peace Corps.
How to Succeed In Romance
Cathy falls for Chris, a new student, and seeks advice from Patty; Chris, meanwhile, asks Richard for help.
Block that Statue
The hero of the football team is in love with Cathy.
This Little Patty Went to Market
Patty forms, "Patty Lane Inc." in order to market Cathy's apricot jam.
Best Date In Town
Martin promises to take Patty to the father-daughter dance, but must cancel at the last minute.
Can Do Patty
Patty follows Martin's suggestion and volunteers to do a lot of things at home and at school; everyone else, however, en
Hi, Society
Patty and Sue Ellen vie for the attentions of Woodrow Warren Calden III, a new student at school.
Patty, the Witness
Patty witness an auto accident and thinks that one of the men is a robber.
Every Girl Should Be Married
Patty belives her parents are tring to marry her off to a young man whom they invite to dinner.
The Perfect Hostess
Cousin Betsy from Chattanooga comes to visit, captivating all the eligible young men.
Patty Meets a Celebrity
Sal Mineo visits his alma mater, and Patty is cast in a play opposite him. The night of the performance, she gets stage
The Raffle
To raise money for a church bazaar, Patty raffles off Richard.
Patty and the Newspaper Game
Patty and the Newpapers Game""2.3.65 Martin is distrubed when he thinks that a new reporter has been hired to replace hi
Little Brother Is Watching You
The Lanes have decided not to give Ross a surprise party, but he has already made plans for it.
Patty Pits Wits -- Two Brits Hits
Patty tries to help a British singing duo become successful.
It Takes a Heap of Livin
The Lanes discovers that their home was used during the American Revolution and is therefore an historical landmark.
Will the Real Sammy Davis, Please Hang Up?
Patty is elected prom chairman and must get hold of a big-name star.
Don't Monkey with Mendel
After styding genetic theory in school, Patty decides that Richard would not be a suitable father for her children.
Patty, the Practical Joker
The Lane house becomes a "no-man's land" of booby traps, thanks to Patty and Ross.
Patty, the Master Builder
After finding a composition (on Ross' desk) in which the author praises his sister, Patty decides to help Ross build a c
Patty and the Cut-Rate Casanova
Patty deserts Richard for Carlos, a boy who knows all the latest dance steps, so Richard begins dating Cathy.
The Daughter Bit
Patty feels guilty when Martin complains that she doesn't spend enough time at home.
Cathy, the Rebel
Cathy, writes a letter to the Chronicle criticizing an editorial and calling the author a "man with the mentality of a d
Patty the Folk Singer
Patty becomes a folk singer at a local coffee shop.
What's Cooking, Cousin?
Patty tries to improve her cooking in order to impress Richard, who has grown fond of French food cooked by a girl named
Take Me Out to the Ball Game
Ross tries out for the Little League, and everyone tries to help him.
My Cousin the Heroine
Cathy becomes a heroine after rescuing a drowning baby.
Patty, the Chatterbox
Patty will get an extra week's allowance if she can refrain from talking for three days.
A Foggy Day In Brooklyn Heights
Frankie Avalon stops by the Lane house to make a phone call, and ends up spending a short time there because the airport
Operation: Tonsils
Patty falls for an attractive young doctor, and misunderstands his feelings for a boat as feelings for her.
Partying Is Such Sweet Sorrow
When Richard goes to a party without Paty, Patty decides to give a party the same night.
The Guest
When Richard's parents go out of town, Patty invites him to stay at the Lane house, but his personality and living style
Our Daughter the Artist
Tha Lanes don't dare give Patty their true opinion of her op art creation.
Patty's Private Pygmalion
Patty decides to give a shy girl lessons in self-confidence.
The Girl From N.E.P.H.E.W.
Patty becomes involved in the spy business when an Interpol agent visits the Lanes.
I'll Be Suing You
Patty is the only witness to a traffic ac cident involving Richard.
Patty and the Eternal Triangle
Patty decides to test Richards fidelity by posing as Cathy.
Sick In Bed
Patty has a slight temperature and is forced to stay home from school, against her will.
Ross, the Peacemaker
Ross tries to patch up the quarrel between Richard and Patty.
Patty, the Candy Striper
Martin checks into the hospital the same day that Patty starts work as a candy striper.
Patty Meets the Great Outdoors
When a handsome young forestry students movies in next door, Patty takes a sudden interest in nature.
Cathy Leaves Home -- but Not Really
Cathy decides to apply to be an exchange student, and is very disappointed when the family doesn't stop her.
The History Paper Caper
Patty gets a bright, new student at school to ""help"" her with her history paper.
A Very Phon-y Situation
When Martin puts a time limit on everyone's phone calls, the kids try to earn money to buy their own phone.
Ross Runs Away -- But Not Far
Martin and Natelie go away for the week-end, leaving Patty in charge. Trouble ensues when she and Ross becomes handcuffe
Poppo's Birthday
Martin uses a pocket-knife advertisement to show the family what for his birthday, but they read the wrong side and try
Anywhere I Hang My Horn Is Home
When Patty invites an out of work musician over for a meal, he decides to make the Lane home his permanent residence.
The Greatest Speaker In the Whole Wide World
Patty promise her creative writing class that her father will appear as a guest speaker, but does not check with him fir
Big Sister Is Watching
Patty patcher up a quarrel between Ross and the new boy in town because she is interested in the boy's older brother!
Patty Leads a Dog's Life
Patty takes care of a society columnist's French poodle.
Too Young and Foolish to Go Steady
The Captain of the football team asks Patty for a date.
Patty, the Diplomat
As a assignment, Patty must write to a government offical. Problems arise when she chooses the President of the Soviet P
Do You Trust Your Daughter
Patty has a date with an ""older man."" Due to a misunderstanding, Martin belives that she came home after the curfew he
A Visit From Uncle Jed
Martin's Uncle Jed arrives the same night as Patty's formal dinner party.
Patty, the Psychic
Patty belives that she has ESP.
Don't Bank On It
Martin decides to teach Patty a lesson in responibility after she conceals the fact that she was not able to make an imp
Three Little Kittens
Three kittens cause some promblems in the Lane household.
Fiancee for a Day
Richard and Patty decide to get married after graduation from high school.
The Invisible Boy
Patty asks Ross to do a favor for her and the new in town, in hope that he will ask her out, Patty, in return, tries to
Do a Brother a Favor
Patty agress to date the president of Tigers' basketball club in order to increase Ross's chances of becoming a member.
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