Seasons & Episodes
Field Trip to Folsom Prison
On a field trip to the penitentiary, Chicken switches places with a hardened criminal named Red.
The Girl's Bathroom
Chicken, Flem and Earl are fascinated by the girls' bathroom.
This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge
I.M. Weasel must complete the trans Atlantic Bridge.
Supermodel Cow
At the mall, Cow gets noticed by a fashion photographer from Vague Magazine. Her bovine looks become the latest fad.
Part-Time Job
Cow wants to earn money to buy the new Crabs the Warthog Doll. So she gets a part-time job at the milk farm, where her m
I.R. on Sun
I.R. is jealous of I.M. Weasel being the first on Mars, Jupiter and Uranus. But then NASA tells I.R. that he can become
Alive!
Cow and her babysitter accidentally get stuck up on the roof.
Who is Super Cow?
Red Guy is trying to know the secret identity of Supercow.
Deep Sea Tour
Bathysphere operator I.R. Baboon takes children on a deep sea tour.
Confused
Mom and Dad send Cow and Chicken to military school to teach them discipline, but are appalled when they return as iron-
The Molting Fairy
Chicken starts molting, and is convinced that he'll get a dollar for every feather by the molting fairy. Chicken adds it
I.R. Gentlemans
It's discovered that I.R. is the king of the kingdom of Yurp, so Weasel must turn him into a gentleman.
The Ugliest Weenie - Part One
Cow writes a play called The Ugliest Weenie, -- a sad tale about an ugly, deformed weenie in a pack of otherwise beautif
I Are Big Star
I.R. will do anything to get Weasel's role on his last movie.
The Ugliest Weenie - Epilogue
Picking up where the last episode left off, the night the play begins, the cast and crew learn that Flem has been struck
Crash Dive!
Chicken builds a submarine out of odd pieces of wood he finds lying around.
Happy Meat
Chicken is sick of the cafeteria's food, which is nothing but a steady diet of ketchup. Since Chicken is against it, he
Power of Odor
I.R. starts his own pig farm, covering the whole town with an awful stench.
School Bully
When a new bully comes to town, Chicken and his friends become nostalgic for their old school bully.
Time Machine
Cow and Chicken go to the arcade, and play the time machine. They find themselves back in a deserted time, where The Red
Ping Pong at Sea
Weasel is going to face a human in a ping-pong duel. A jealous I.R. tells the human that he's won a trip, so I.R. can du
Orthodontic Police
Dad is pulled over by a cop, who discovers Cow and Chicken have crooked teeth and slaps braces on them.
The Cow with Four Eyes!
Chicken misreads the eye chart and gets a thick pair of glasses.
Disease Fiesta
I.M. Weasel is searching for the cure of Athlete's Face.
Cow's Instincts... Don't It?
Cow learns that she has a herding instinct, and soon starts to fit in with other crowds such as flocks of ducks, schools
Ballerina Cow
I.R. Plant Life
I.R. falls in love with a flower he has grown.
Chicken's First Kiss
A game of "Capture the Boys" in the playground leads to unexpected romance for Chicken, ultimately resulting in marriage
Squirt the Daisies
Cow and Chicken play at the arcade. The Red Guy persuades Chicken to play his new video game. Chicken is placed in a spe
I Am Ambassador
Two dudes take a group of beavers hostage and Weasel must save them.
Lawnmower Chicken
Chicken thinks he's found a good way to earn extra cash - by mowing old man Devlin's yard.
Cow Loves Piles
Cow buys the new Piles the Beaver Doll, and takes him to the carnival with her. When he's catapaulted into the air, she
Law of Gravity
I.R. destroys the Law of Gravity.
Space Cow
Cow and Chicken both win a contest that allows them to spend a day in the career of their choice.
The Legend of SailCat
Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush
Happy Baboon Holidays
It's Christmas and I.R.'s family pays a visit. But when they go to Weasel's house instead, I.R. vows to ruin Christmas.
Head Hunting in Oregon
Mom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation to Oregon to see some real headhunters.
The King and Queen of Cheese
Cow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his
I. Architect
An accident causes Weasel and I.R. to drop their brains.
Fluffy the Anaconda
Mom and Dad decide to let Cow have a pet. She choose an anaconda, after it eats Chicken, and she hears his voice from in
The Laughing Puddle
Chicken, Flem, and Earl play a game of kickball. Cow's udders kick the ball into the bushes, where Chicken, Flem and Ear
I.R. Mommy
I.R. finds an abandoned baby and adopts him as his son.
Pirate Lessons
The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirat
Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast
The Red Guy hosts a new late night talk show called ""Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast"", and reminds the viewers that tonight
I Am Deity
Weasel and I.R. create their forms of life.
Tongue Sandwich
Cow's tongue rips out of her mouth and runs away. He then causes havock all over town, by hi-jacking someone of their mo
Dream Date Chicken
Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin
I Am Crybaby
Weasel must relocate the people who suffer from the cronic crybaby syndrome, not knowing that they are the main source o
Sumo Cow
Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl try out for the school's sumo wrestling team. For being big and fat, Cow is the new team me
Comet!
Cow and Chicken's class go on a field trip to the Cometorium, where Chicken is bored stiff. After getting hit by one of
I.R.'s Phantom Foot
I.R. hurts himself while walking up to Weasel's house! Weasel discovers that I.R. has broken his phantom foot! When I.R.
Dirty Laundry
The school's newspaper editor has been fired. Teacher then brings in The Red Guy, as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa to advis
Grizzly Beaver Safari
Cow, Chicken, Mom, and Dad go on a safari in Africa, where they run out of gas. Cow and Chicken then find themselves at
Queen of DeNile
In ancient Egypt, Weasel and I.R. must save the queen from a huge group of snakes.
Which Came First?
The Red Guy sneaks a crow egg under Chicken's covers while he sleeps. The next morning, Cow and Chicken find the egg, an
Boneless Kite
Boneless Chicken teaches Cow and Chicken how to properly fly kites at Lava Park. When Cow's kite tangles with The Red Gu
I Are Music Man
I.R. competes against Weasel in a music concert.
Buffalo Gals
A group of female bikers break into Cow and Chicken's house, and start gnawing on their carpet. One of the bikers has a
Cow and Chicken Reclining
Dad is sick of his high-tech reecliner always malfunctioning, so he decides to dump it. Before he does, Cow and Chicken
I Am My Lifetime
Now retired and living in asylums, Weasel and I.R. recall the days when they were young.
Free Inside!
Chicken finds a credit card as his ""free inside prize"". Dad tells him that with the credit card, he can buy all the ne
Journey to the Center of Cow
Chicken turns 11, and is allowed to operate the food catapault. So he feeds Cow with pork butts, but when his sleeve get
I.R. Pixie Fairie
The Red Guy tells us a story about a small group of Baboon Fairies and how they all work together as presidents, with I.
The Karate Chick
After Chicken's beak is bruised by Dick, his school bully, Mom and Dad send him to karate lessons. Chicken takes up butt
Yard Sale
Chicken holds a yard sale, but when one of the price tags accidentally falls off the table and onto the yard, The Red Gu
I.R. Ice Fisher
Weasel and I.R. try some ice fishing in the artic.
Meet Lance Sackless
Cow and Chicken decide to get on Canada's Funniest Home Vidiots; so they glue each other to their heads, and send the ta
Who's Afraid of the Dark?
Mom and Dad are upset that Cow and Chicken aren't afraid of the dark, so they call in a specialist on fear: The Red Guy
I.R. Role Model
I Am Weasel saves a woman from a fire, but everyone thinks I.R. did it and Weasel actually started the fire.
The Bad News Plastic Surgeons
Teacher is disappointed when the school's plastic surgery team has no championships, so she calls in The Red Guy, to be
The Exchange Student
The neighboring county of Montzerellaville is in the middle of a Holy Cheese War. One of their own, Slappy McCracken, is
I.R. in Wrong Cartoon
Cow selfishly wants Weasel for herself so she fishes him out of the tv with a pie! But I.R. becomes very lonely without
Child Star
Amateur director Ivan Panced (The Red Guy) hold auditions for the role of ""Pretty Little Girl"" in his new movie with t
Perpetual Energy
Cow and Chicken mess with a Junior Chemistry Set, and created perpetual energy, a beam of energy that keeps on going for
My Friend, the Smart Banana
While working on a supermarket, Weasel meets a smart banana with the ability of speaking.
Bad Chicken
Cow and Chicken are sent to the copy room to make copies of the pop quiz. They then get carried away by making copies of
Stay Awake
Chicken rushes through breakfast, and accidentally eats a box full of coffee flakes. He then goes crazy and has trouble
I.R. Wild Baboon
Weasel investigates the strange habits of I.R., who keeps changing his habitat due to unknown reasons.
Can Cow Come Out and Play?
The Red Guy is depressed because no one will play with him. After seeing Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he wants to play wit
Horn Envy
Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her hor
Time Weasel
Weasel creates a time machine that I.R. uses to go back in time, but Weasel discovers that I.R. is destined to solve all
Goin' My Way?
While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading ""home""; so Mom and Dad take him home wit
The Babysitter
Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, C
The Hole
Weasel comes to investigate the world's largest hole, same hole I.R. tries to fill with cement.
Cow Fly
Cow is depressed because she has no friends: until she finds a fly in her room and befriends it. Pretty soon she and the
Where Am I?
Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes
I Stand Corrected
Weasel and I.R. are sent to a correctional institute were everyone is forced to wear stupid corrective devices.
Sergeant Weenie Arms
After Earl gets the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure, he, Flem and Chicken go to Dead Skull Cave to meet the soldi
Sow & Chicken
Cow and Chicken get an unexpected visit from Cow's twin cousin, Sow (a pig with 8 teets). After Sow's first day at schoo
I Am Bush Pilot
Weasel is the captain of his own comercial plane, and must take a bunch of people up a river with I.R. as his co-pilot.
Me an' My Dog
Cow brings home an ""invisible"" dog, whom she dubs, Kevin. Pretty soon, she and Kevin are inseperable, but causes troub
Cow's Dream Catcher
Cow tags along with Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping trip in the tree fort. Cow says that if Chicken, Flem, or E
Dessert Island
Weasel and I.R. end up stranded on an island made entirely of confectionaries.
Grandma at the Mall
Grandma pays at visit to Cow and Chicken's house to take them to the mall with her. Her purpose for being at the mall: t
Chicken in the Bathroom
Chicken refuses to take bath, so he just sits there in the empty tub, while Cow, Mom, and Dad try to make him take a bat
Unsinkable I.R.
I.R. is captain of his own ship, until it bumps an iceberg and it starts sinking.
Chickens Don't Fly
Cow and Chicken are taking a trip all by themselves. Their taking an airplane. Once Chicken sees the actual plain, he st
P.E.
P.E. Chicken, Flem, and Earl are finally 6th graders, and are ready for their first day at junior high. Once in their gy
I Am Vampire
Weasel and Baboon are a pair of friendly vampires who drink only canned blood and are just looking for a fun little nigh
Playin' Hookie
Cow and Chicken have a big test the next day at school but when Chicken forgets to study, he tries to fake all kinds of
Chicken Lips
Chicken is upset because he can't whistle, and everybody else can. The Red Guy tries to tutor Chicken, but he finds out
Honey I Are Home
I.R. is jealous of his neighbor Weasel because he has a better wife, kids job and house than him.
The Day I Was Born
Cow wonders about the day she was born. Chicken tells her she was adopted, Mom tells her that the stork delivered her, D
Factory Follies
Red Guy is CEO of a giant factory. He holds a birthday party for himself in the confrence room later that night, but non
Driver's Sped
I.R. takes a driving test and Weasel is his teacher!
101 Uses for Cow and Chicken
Chicken puts prices on himself and Cow at the store and Red purchases them but is unable to determine their usefulness.
Intelligent Life?
Cow doesn't wish to come in, but rather stay out all night to stare at the moon. So she builds a make-shift rocket ship
A Tree Story
The trees decide to rebel against humans after I.R. chops one.
Be Careful What You Wish For
Chicken is fed up with Cow's constant babbling, and wishes for her to shut up. Cow then gives Chicken the silent treatme
Lost At Sea
Flem and Earl find themselves lost in the middle of an ocean near the equator. They fear their lives are short, and begi
I.R. Do
I.R. is getting married with a hyena, but it happens that she ran away with a German, hairless chihuahua.
Night of the Ed
Dad decides that the family needs a pet...so he buys a spayed male jackel named Ed. He and Mom go out to celebrate, leav
Cow's Pie
Cow bakes her own pie and wants Chicken to try it...but he doesn't want to. Cow then follows Chicken everywhere until sh
I Are Good Dog!
A kid adopts Weasel and I.R. as his pet dogs.
Professor Longhorn Steer
Mom and Dad are disgusted that Cow and Chicken believe the world is round, so they hire Dad's brother, Longhorn Steer (w
A Couple of Skating Fools
Chicken's dream is to be a world famous figure skater, so he and Earl enter a figure skating contest. Red Guy is jealous
He Said, He Said.
Weasel tells his story to psiquiatrist Sigmund Fraud about his mishaps with I.R., at the same time I.R. is telling his o
Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal
Chicken tells Cow that she's not artistic, so she in return, sculpts a seal out of a stick of chewing gum, and an entire
Black Sheep of the Family
Cow and Chicken get a visit from their cousin, Black Sheep (who really is in both terms). While Mom and Dad run away, Co
Enemy Camp
Weasel and I.R. remember the days in which they were good friends, until they were sent to Enemy Camp.
The Full Mounty
It's ""Bring Your Kids to Work Day"", so Dad does just that. Dad's job is guarding the government's money. When he has t
Mall Cop
Dad loves shopping for Mom's stuff. He runs off to get a manicure for her, while Cow and Chicken pay for the other items
I Am Clichéd
The director of Weasel and I.R.'s cartoons does nothing but stealing old clichés from classic cartoons.
Cow's Toys
Sick of their everyday life of being squirted with milk, Cow's favorite toys: Crabs the Warthog Doll, Piles the Beaver D
I Scream, Man
It's almost arbor day, and Mom and Dad are feeding their pet piggy pennies so they can crack him open on arbor day. Mean
I Are Gladiator
Back in Roman times, Weasel and I.R. battle each other as gladiators.
Cloud Nine
Cow and Chicken wait outside the hardware store while Dad shops. Chicken is dying to ride the fighter jet plane ride. Wh
Send in the Clowns
Dad isn't friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in r
Revolutionary Weasel
Weasel and I.R. tell their grandsons how they influenced U.S. history.
The Big Move
Cow and Chicken are devastated when Mom and Dad suddenly announce that their moving. Cow and Chicken start reminising ab
Cow's Magic Blanket
Everyone makes fun of Cow because she still has her old security blanket. She then tosses it out the school bus window,
I Are Ghost
Weasel and Baboon are ghosts, assigned to haunt the house of a washed-up movie starlet (played by the Red Guy). But Babo
Snail Boy
Cow and Chicken visit their cousin, Snail Boy for Sunday Dinner. Later that night, Mom's Sis announces that Snail Boy ha
The Penalty Wheel
Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl are contestants on the gameshow ""You've Been Panced?"". Where the contestants have three s
The Magnificent Motorbikini
Weasel & Baboon try out Weasel's latest invention: The Magnifi- cient Motorbikini!
Invisible Cow
Red Guy pops by Cow and Chicken's house selling ""invisible sauce"". Cow unwittingly buys it, and claims she's invisible
Monster in the Closet
Cow wakes up in the middle of the night and finds a monster in the closet. Mr. Monster is actually quite friendly, and t
I Am Hairstylist
Weasel is a talented hairstylist, while Baboon has an awful job doing toes. And thing's don't look really good when Red
Chicken's Fairy Tale
Chicken trades Cow to a farmer for five Canadian jumping beans. Mom grounds Chicken, and has him throw the beans out. As
Magic Chicken
Dad isn't friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in r
I Am Whale Captain
Weasel the Whale Captain is looking for the giant squid.
Major Wedgie
Dad tells the story of how he and Mom met to Cow and Chicken.
The Loneliest Cow
Cow is very lonely, that is until she befriends an orange she finds in her front yard.
Dream Weasel
Weasel has created a machine giving dreams to the dreamless.
Cow's Horse
Cow loves horses. While reading a book about a famous horse, Blackie, she discovers the famous horse in her front yard.
Cow's a Beauty
Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, claiming to be a beauty pagent scout. He then dolls up Cow, and enters her
The Baboon's Paw
I.R. discovers that he has magical paws granting all awful wishes.
Piano Lessons
Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house again, this time claiming to be a piano teacher. So now Cow and Chicken are
Red Butler
Red Guys shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, posing as Hives the Butler.
The Sackless Games
Weasel & Baboon join Red Guys version of Olympians: The Sackless Games!
Duck, Duck Chicken!
Now Red Guy's Dr. Hiney, and says that Chicken is a deformed duck. With that, he takes Chicken to the hospital for a wat
The Great Pantzini
Mom and Dad force Cow and Chicken to join Red Guy's circus.
Who Rubbed Out Cow and Chicken?
Weasel and I.R. investigate the crime of who is erasing the characters from Cow and Chicken.
The Cow and Chicken Blues
When Cow and Chicken get depressed, their parents suggest them to go to a mysterious swamp, and find a blind blues singe
The Ballad of Cow and Chicken
The Cow and Chicken`s teacher sings a ballad about Red Guy and Cow and Chicken.
I Are Good Salesmans
Baboon's selling wild fire door-to-door, and Weasel must stop him!
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