Seasons & Episodes
Keep on Truckin'
A sudden turn of events forces the Conners to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have befor
Tangled Up in Blue
Darlene is in for one surprise after another when David introduces his girlfriend, Blue, at a parent-teacher conference
There Won't Be Blood
It's Halloween, the favorite time of year for the Conners, but an email from the school banning certain costumes, includ
The Separation of Church and Dan
When Geena learns that D.J. hasn’t been taking Mary to church, she insists they go as a family. Mark’s attempt to co
Miracles
Life-changing news lands in the Conner household when a member of the family makes an announcement that no one saw comin
One Flew Over the Conners' Nest
With Mark and Mary's help, Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the backyard so the family can eat organic eg
Hold the Salt
Dan questions Peter’s motives when he learns about the pricey Christmas gift that Jackie purchased for her new, unempl
O Sister, Where Art Thou?
When Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, it opens up a can of worms that causes a rift between the two sister
Rage Against the Machine
When Dan gets injured on the job covering D.J.’s vending machine route, the choice to sue the company could lead to D.
Don't Shoot the Piano Teacher
When Ben offers Mark free piano lessons, Darlene finds this as an opportunity to test his parenting skills. Meanwhile, J
We Continue to Truck
As Darlene grapples with a life-changing offer from Ben, an unexpected conversation with David turns her world even more
Preemies, Weed, and Infidelity
In the wake of Emilio's deportation, Jackie steps into the role of a paternal figure and creates a meticulous birth plan
A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
Darlene continues to struggle with deciding between David and Ben. Becky begins to doubt herself as a mom, and Mark gets
The Preemie Monologues
Harris is forced to confront Darlene about her lifestyle, while Jackie involves herself in other people's problems to av
Lanford... Lanford
Desperate for more income, Becky seeks a bartending position at Casita Bonita, causing major concern for Dan due to her
Nightmare on Lunch Box Street
Halloween brings nothing but horror for Jackie after she uncovers a shocking secret when trying to reopen the Lunch Box;
Tempest in a Stew Pot
Jackie and Becky pitch their business plan to Darlene in hopes of getting the Lunch Box back, but Darlene's decision lea
Slappy Holidays
Chaos ensues when Dan finally gets the entire family together for Thanksgiving dinner; mixed feelings about the Lunch Bo
Lanford, Toilet of Sin
Jackie is faced with a difficult decision that brings the family and community together. Meanwhile, Becky starts working
Smoking Penguins and Santa on Santa Action
Dan is disappointed when everyone but Becky forgets about his birthday. Darlene and Ben face an issue at work. Dan takes
Throwing a Christian to a Bear
The Conners struggle to accept a Cheesehead in their midst when Becky brings her new boyfriend, a devout Christian and a
Mud Turtles, a Good Steak and One Man in a Tub
Becky thinks that Jackie's new friend Dawn, a restaurant supplier, is only cozying up to her to sell them things they ca
Live from Lanford
The Conners share their differing takes on why they all think everyone should vote; Louise gets an opportunity that migh
Brothers, Babies and Breakdowns
Dan avoids coping with a death in the family, only to be confronted by it head-on. Ben and Darlene address Ben's baby fe
Bad Dads and Grads
Dan starts to bond with his younger half-brother but he can’t get over the fact that their father paid for Ed Jr.’s
Beards, Thrupples and Robots
Harris is the boss of Darlene after her mom, desperate for money, gets a job at Price Warehouse. Jackie decides to take
Tats and Tias
Harris is newly unemployed, depressed and has moved back into the house, while Becky struggles to find affordable childc
The Icewoman Cometh
Bev is back from Arizona and has come to the realization that she'd like to use her finances to spread happiness. She ha
Pilot Lights & Sister Fights
Dan is finally ready to share his feelings with Louise; Darlene realizes how badly she wants a baby. Ben gets caught up
CPAPs, Hickeys and Biscuits
Dan and Louise take their relationship to the next level and come to appreciate the complexities of aging. Meanwhile, Da
Bridge Over Troubled Conners
Darlene and Ben go apartment hunting; Jackie and Becky take Beverly Rose on a road trip to Mexico to meet her father for
Keep On Truckin' Six Feet Apart
The Conners are back and dealing with the pandemic, and life’s financial troubles loom over the family. Dan is still t
Halloween and the Election vs. the Pandemic
Mary is devastated that Halloween has been canceled by the city, so Darlene and Becky enlist Jackie and the rest of the
Plastics, Trash Talk & Darlene Antoinette
Darlene isolates herself from her co-workers at Wellman Plastics, leaving them with the impression she is an elitist sno
Birthdays, Babies and Emotional Support Chickens
It's Beverly Rose's first birthday - but it's not all cake and candles - when Becky and Emilio disagree on what kind of
Friends in High Places and Horse Surgery
Darlene begins to develop a friendship with a manager at Wellman Plastics, which lands her in an awkward situation betwe
Protest, Drug Test and One Leaves the Nest
CloseHarris’ job is in jeopardy after joining a protest she strongly believes in, leading to tense discussions within
A Cold Mom, a Brother Daddy and a Prison Baby
Ben’s mom, Barb, arrives in town after an unexpected death and unveils shocking information from the past. Meanwhile,
Young Love, Old Lions and Middle-Aged Hyenas
Harris brings home her new friend, Josh, leaving the family questioning his intentions. Meanwhile, Becky and Ben’s att
Promotions, Podcasts and Magic Tea
Darlene earns a promotion at Wellman Plastics, while Ben decides on a new career path. Meanwhile, Jackie tries an herbal
Who Are Bosses, Boats and Eckhart Tolle?
Chuck's new purchase of a boat creates a rift between Dan and his long-time friend. Meanwhile, Darlene hires her first a
Panic Attacks, Hardware Store and Big Mouth Billy Bass
Darlene starts to feel the pressures of her new job which result in a health scare. Meanwhile, Dan attempts to help Ben
A Stomach Ache, a Heartbreak and a Grave Mistake
Mark is stressed out and feeling sick, convinced he has COVID-19. Meanwhile, Becky and Harris team up to confront Josh w
Walden Pond, a Staycation and the Axis Powers
Dan feels helpless when Louise refuses to let him put himself at risk for her. Meanwhile, when Jackie learns the competi
Money, Booze and Lies
Becky meets up with an old friend and feels pressured to impress him while Dan questions his position at the hardware st
An Old Dog, New Tricks and a Ticket to Ride
Becky is working double shifts and taking classes at the community college, resulting in less time with her daughter, Be
A Fast Car, a Sudden Loss, and a Slow Decline
Darlene learns some shocking news about an old friend, and the Conners come together to help someone close to them.
Regrets, Rehabs and Realtors
Dan encounters a surprise visitor who shares some unsolicited advice, leaving him feeling guilty. Meanwhile, Darlene wel
Cheating, Revelations and a Box of Doll Heads
Mark is stressed and exhausted from studying for an important entrance exam, so Darlene steps in to help, but her plan b
Jeopardé, Sobrieté, and Infidelité
Darlene makes a decision about her trip to Hawaii, leading to a heated encounter with Barb; Becky gives a presentation o
Two Proposals, a Homecoming and a Bear
Big changes are coming for the Conners, with not one but two proposals. Plus, Jackie uses her “JEOPARDY!” infamy to
Trucking Live In Front of a Fully Vaccinated Studio Audience
The Conners continue to deal with the pandemic while navigating breakups and newfound sobriety, all while planning an up
Education, Corruption, and Damnation
After Ben declines Darlene’s proposal, she starts to ponder why she tends to be so negative in life, prompting her to
Sober Sex, Plastic Silverware, and Losing My Religion
Part of Becky’s recovery program mandates she make amends with people she has lied to over the years, leading her to m
The Wedding of Dan and Louise
It’s Dan and Louise’s wedding day, but it’s a far-from-perfect walk down the aisle, especially when a weather repo
Peter Pan, The Backup Plan, Adventures in Babysitting, and A River Runs Through It
The Conner home is decked out for Halloween, despite the leak in the roof that forces Dan and Louise to cancel their hon
Young Love, Old Love and Take This Job and Shove It
Darlene worries about Mark making friends at his new school; Mark turns to Ben for personal advice; Becky finds herself
Let's All Push Our Hands Together for the Stew Train and the Conners Furniture
When Jackie devises an offbeat plan of how to serve the customers at The Lunch Box, it's anything but smooth service; Da
Yard Sale, Phone Fail, and a College Betrayal
As Louise starts to move into the Conner’s home, Dan decides to sell the furniture set he bought for Roseanne when the
Three Exes, Role Playing and A Waterbed
Thinking it’s Ben’s day off, Darlene brings Nick to the hardware store only to run smack into Ben, who invites Nick
Spills, Pills and The Midnight Lasagna
The Conners celebrate Mark when he makes dean’s list at his new magnet school; but when Darlene and the family learn w
Patriarchs and Goddesses
Darlene continues to navigate her breakup with Ben, and when she and Becky head to the movies and see Ben on a date, Dar
Hot For Teacher and Writing a Wrong
Mark’s returned to public school and finding it hard to fit in; and when Darlene finds out what Mark’s doing to make
Sex, Lies and House Hunting
Darlene falls in love with a house she’s looking at, but when the realtor shares she has a better chance of getting th
Triggered
This special edition of “The Conners” continues the show’s legacy of handling difficult subjects when the family i
Messy Situation, Miscommunication and Academic Probation
When Becky inadvertently outs her relationship with Professor Davis, he’s forced to reevaluate his career, but his err
Gas Pump, House Dump and Stew Volcano
As Darlene searches for a home that she and Becky can afford, ol’ Don Blanksy returns with an offer they can’t resis
Big Negotiations and Broken Expectations
Dan enlists the help of a few good friends for the funeral home remodel after Louise points out that Dan’s generosity
The Best Laid Plans, a Contrabassoon and a Sinking Feeling
Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction; and after a serious accident, she reevaluates everything and
Three Ring Circus
Ben and Darlene are excited to share their good news with the family; but before they have the chance, Neville and Jacki
A Judge and a Priest Walk Into a Living Room...
The Conners gear up for a megawedding! Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben, and Harris and Aldo are planning for a share
Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds’ cost-sa
Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their hom
Driving, Dating and Deceit
Mark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to te
Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is
A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
Problems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to fu
Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
It’s Halloween at the Conners, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy
Take This Job and Shove It Twice
Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be.
Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
It’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darl
Crumbs and Couch Surfers
Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Ha
The Dog Days of Christmas
Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting probl
Two More Years and a Stolen Rose
The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks
Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky’s boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing a
New Pipes and Old Secrets
Darlene has issues with Dan’s plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.
Adding Insult to Injury
Darlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.
Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
Harris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
Hiding In and Moving Out
Harris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
Road Trip and Guilt Trip
Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves be
Text Thread and the Marital Bed
Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread. Meanwhile, Darle
What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?
Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a n
Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.
The Grad Finale
As Mark’s graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduati
The Publisher Cops Show Pilot
Jackie faces problems at the Lunch Box and must take advice from an unexpected guest. Elsewhere, Dan and Darlene take a
Valentine's Day Treats and Credit Card Cheats
Becky decides it's time to introduce Tyler to Beverly Rose, but she is skeptical of Tyler's bonding approach. Elsewhere,
Moms and Rats
Bev experiences moments of clarity and reflection and asks Jackie to spend the day together in Chicago. Elsewhere, Darle
Shrinks Don't Talk and Kids Don't Sing
Mark adjusts to his first day of college as a commuter student. Meanwhile, Becky gets into a disagreement with Beverly R
When Sisters Collide and the Return of the Grifters
Darlene crashes Mark's college trivia night to prove how smart she is. Elsewhere, Neville finds out the money he loaned
Hanging in Dorms with Boys and the Secret Life of Men
Darlene urges Ben to make some male friends as he feels anxious about turning 50. Elsewhere, Mark asks Harris to buy him
Smash and Grab and Happy Death Day
The hardware store experiences a smash-and-grab, and Dan and Jackie nab one of the culprits. Meanwhile, Beverly Rose lea
Toilet Hacks and the Management Track
After feeling the cafeteria staff could use some organization, Darlene seeks to be manager of food services at Mark's co
Manifesting, Marriage Testing and Cheeseballs
The Conners relish national cheeseball day as a family. Meanwhile, Harris falls behind in her work duties at the Lunch B
Campaign U-Turn and a Hard Write
Dan gets asked to write an article for a Hardware magazine, making Ben long for his days as a writer. Meanwhile, Jackie
Fire and Vice
A fire at Ben's hardware store causes a major setback for the family. Meanwhile, Becky feels enormous pressure to help e
Flying, Applying and Rassling Gators
Dan achieves a major financial milestone, making him reconsider his belief in the "Conners curse." Elsewhere, Mark finds
Less Money, More Problems
Mark takes on odd jobs, determined to find a way to pay for school. Meanwhile, Darlene grapples with her emotions when s
It's Gonna Be a Great Day
Darlene celebrates her promotion, hoping it will allow her to spend more time with Ben; Jackie stumbles upon an opportun
Fame, Flying Fists and Cold Feet
The Conners get a taste of fame when their family restaurant is featured in a reality TV show, which inspires Becky to b
Applications, Accusations and a Man-Bag
Jackie decides to rejoin the police force despite everyone's concerns; Darlene grows more skeptical about Mark's secreti
Danny Boy, the Interview, the New Hire and the Hanging Chad
Dan sidesteps vulnerable emotions surrounding Roseanne's death ahead of an upcoming deposition; Becky prepares for a job
Exercise Bands, Money Plans, and Faraway Lands
Ahead of the deposition, Dan gets support from Jackie, Becky and Darlene; Mark is presented with an opportunity which le
The Truck Stops Here
Jackie prepares for a series of physical tests in an effort to rejoin the police force; Darlene confronts the insecuriti
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