Seasons & Episodes
Pilot
As the Short family's lives unfold in four brief stories each week, they try to savor the moments that add up to what li
Interruptus Date Breast Movin'
After Matt walks in on Joan and John being intimate, Joan attempts to lead a group therapy session. Also, Jen hires a br
Sleepy Email Brunch Tree
When Matt invites Colleen to brunch with the family, he coaches her through the difficult task of connecting with them.
Prison Baby Golf Picking
The siblings congratulate Greg after word spreads that he stood up to Joan for passive-aggressively questioning Jen’s
Babe Secret Phone Germs
Tim and Heather unintentionally make things incredibly awkward for Tyler when he brings his gorgeous new girlfriend, Cle
Ponzi Sex Paris Bounce
When Matt and Colleen catch Chad trying to kidnap her beloved pup, Princess, Chad uses the opportunity to pitch them his
Nanny Tent Earrings Cheeto
When Jen and Greg interview potential nannies for Lark, they find it difficult to find one they trust. Also, Tim, Matt a
Godparent Turkey Corn Farts
Joan invites their recently widowed neighbor, Gary Timpkins, to Thanksgiving dinner, during which everyone has a bad rea
Hospital Boudoir Time-Out Namaste
When Jen cuts her finger and Greg takes her to the hospital, they finally have the first quality alone time they’ve ha
Burn Vasectomy Milkshake Pong
Greg is still bitter over an accident that sidelined a competitive game of ping-pong he and Matt had started years ago,
College Stealing Santa Caroling
Colleen joins John and his Air Force buddies for his annual tradition of dirty Christmas caroling. Also, Joan tries to h
Bite Flight Wing-Man Bonnie
Heather and Tim finally find another couple they actually like to socialize with, but Sophia and their son don’t hit i
Party Lobster Gym Sale
Greg joins Colleen's gym and goes overboard gearing up to work out. Also, Heather and Jen host a secret garage sale that
Will Trash Book Spa
When Greg and Jen slip away for a couples massage, the afternoon doesn’t turn out to be as relaxing as they expected.
Soccer Gigi TV Mikey
When Joan's freewheeling nephew, Mikey, comes for a visit, the family members are on edge since nobody really likes him.
Tattoo Valentine Guitar Pregnant
When Tyler and Clementine go to a guitar store, Tyler gets uncomfortable when the attractive salesman, Ian, repeatedly h
Hair Recital Rainbow Mom
When John starts feeling old, he attempts to make himself look younger, much to the dismay of his family. Also, Heather
Sexting Mall Lemonade Heartbreak
After realizing that Sophia is growing up faster than he’d like, John buys himself a pet, but it doesn’t get along w
Pestilence War Famine Death
John and Joan disagree with their neighbors, Jerry and Pam, about who gets to use the hot tub when new property lines ar
Prank Assistant Gum Puppy
Greg feels threatened by Jen's handsome assistant; Tim and Heather plan a prank.
Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie
Tim thinks wearing a Cinderella dress during March Madness is good luck, so he refuses to take it off in hopes his alma
Crytunes Divorce Tablet Ring
The first season concludes with John and Joan revealing a shocking secret they've kept from their kids for 35 years. Als
Annulled Roommate Pill Shower
In the second season opener, Heather and Tim ask Clementine's parents to convince Clementine and Tyler to get a marriage
Receptionist Pot Voting Cramp
Greg lies to Jen about voting in the presidential election; Heather starts working with Tim at the office; Tim gives Joa
Eyebrow Anonymous Trapped Gem
When Tim accidentally shaves off a huge chunk of eyebrow before an important photoshoot, he hopes Jen and Colleen's groo
Cheap Promotion Flying Birthday
When Colleen teaches Matt her frugal ways, he gets hooked when he realizes how much saving money turns her on. Also, Tim
Steps Dinner Professor Lesbian
When Joan's creative writing teacher, Professor Sinclair Wilde, praises her work, John assumes it is because he has a cr
Boxing Opinion Spider Beard
John's plan to encourage Samantha to skip her ballet class and take up boxing with his trainer, Troy, behind her mother
Swim Survivor Zen Talk
When John decides to try out for "Survivor," Tim gets jealous and attempts to undermine his audition tape. Also, Colleen
Window Vanity Dress Grace
When Colleen goes wedding dress shopping with her future in-laws, she must deal with Joan's unfiltered opinions. Also, w
#TBT: Y2K Sophia Honeymoon Critter
The Shorts take a trip down memory lane with a #TBT to Y2K, when John and Joan throw a party to celebrate the turn of th
Musical Motel Property Bingo
Heather freaks out when Samantha auditions for the high school musical and the director doesn't give her the part. Also,
Tailgate Spiral Souvenir Seating
When Colleen and Matt host the family tailgate party at the L.A. Rams game, they invite former NFL quarterback Kurt Warn
Best Waxing Grocery Rental
When Greg insists on being Matt's best man at his wedding, Matt is forced to reveal his secret about their plans. Also,
Chef Rescue Negotiator Necklace
When Greg and Jen hire Allie, a private chef, to cook for them on Valentine's Day, the evening isn't as romantic as they
Facebook Fish Planner Backstage
When Tim gets two tickets to the GRAMMY Awards from his rock star patient, Charlie Puth, he brings Samantha to the show
Awkward Bra Automated Ordained
Dinner gets awkward for Jen and Matt when they find themselves alone without Greg and Colleen. Also, Lark accidentally l
Dirtbike Old Mechanic Earthquake
Greg stirs up an old family feud when he finds money he accused Matt of stealing from him when they were younger. Also,
Sleepover Dream Light Haze
Matt and Colleen experience crazy sleepwalking adventures after taking a sleep aid; Jen tells Greg she had a sex dream a
Favorite Vision Miguel Matchmaker
Greg becomes frazzled when Lark rebuffs him and only wants to be held by Jen. Also, Heather refuses to get the reading g
Babysit Argument Invention Butterfly
Matt and Colleen have a disastrous time babysitting Lark while Jen is at work. Also, Sophia is far from pleased when Joh
Ear Scorn Registry Manuscript
When Colleen goes to Tim for help with an embarrassing ailment, she begs him not to tell the family. Also, Dougie enlist
Late Smuggling Dreambaby Voucher
When Greg and Jen take Lark on her first airplane trip, their parental skills are upstaged by another couple travelling
Poison Fire Teats Universe
In the season finale, when Colleen and Matt miss all the flights to Mexico for their wedding, they question if they will
Settlement Pacifier Attic Unsyncing
When the entire Hughes family moves into John and Joan's home after their kitchen is destroyed, their presence creates c
Bunny Single Nightmare Drinking
When Jen invites her boss, Paul, and his wife over to dinner to impress him, she and Greg can't remember his wife's name
Treasure Ride Poker Hearing
When Heather finds a map to a time capsule she buried with her brothers as kids, they all set out to find it and dig it
Testosterone Martyr Baked Knife
When Heather, Clementine and Jen offer to save Joan from the stress of preparing the Thanksgiving meal, the free time le
Meal Potty Cart Middle
When Tim and Heather go to an expensive dinner to celebrate their anniversary, they are determined to finish every bite
Waffle Permission Kidless Boyfriend
When Heather tries to become Tyler's cool best friend, things take an awkward turn. Also, Jen and Greg get their first o
Thirty-Five Teacher Escape Lottery
When Jen and Greg hire Clementine as a part-time nanny for Lark and invite her to join them for dinner, the waitress mis
The Twelve Shorts of Christmas
The holiday spirit is alive, well and wildly different for each member of the Short family.
Reading Egg Nurse Neighbor
When Sophia asks Matt and Colleen about having children, an animated sequence featuring the whole family as farm animals
Emergency Interview Driving Lunch
When Matt is in a hurry to get to the fertility clinic, each member of the family has a crisis that prevents him from ge
Goose Friends Auction Fog
When Jen sings in Tyler's band, she gets caught up in the excitement and creates an awkward situation for him. Also, Joh
Toilet Shaving Stuck Fertility
When Greg and Jen's crazy neighbors invite them to a party, Greg makes up a lie so they can get out of attending. Also,
Therapy Cheating Shoes Movie
When Matt drives Greg to a job interview, they encounter a few bizarre obstacles that jeopardize getting him there on ti
Parents Ancestry Coupon Chaperone
Jen and Greg decide to take turns dealing with her annoying parents when they come to visit. Also, when Tim and Heather
Graffiti Cute Jewelry Shots
When Sophia feels like she is no longer the cutest kid in the Short family, she tries frantically to regain her status.
Pageant Bike Animals Jerky
When Heather tells Sophia she has to get rid of her stuffed animals, Sophia stages a musical with them to see if she can
Sitter Dating Sister Mattress
Jen and Greg go to great lengths to find the perfect babysitter for Lark. Also, John becomes testy when shopping for a m
Portrait Plagiarism Renter Scam
When Jen is offered a custom painting as payment from a hot new artist, she is thrilled until she sees the final product
#TBT: House Destiny Introduction Retirement
The Short family's quirky history is revealed with stories of when Tim met Heather's family for the first time; when Jen
Lingerie Cookbook Gamble Surrogate
Heather asks Tyler and Tim to buy a bra for Samantha; Joan asks Jen to submit a recipe for the family cookbook, promptin
Video Piercing Model Hangover
Jen and Greg find out a surprising piece of news. Also, Sophia wants to get a second piercing in her ear, to the dismay
Sixteen Spanish Car Leak
Tim and Heather plan a surprise birthday party for Samantha, but the night takes an unexpected turn when she doesn't com
Jungle Push Resort Anniversary
When the Short family arrives at their vacation resort in the Yucatan, their accommodations aren’t quite what they exp
Demo Nosebreath Surgery Match
When Colleen and Matt try to impress a potential birth mother, they have a hard time competing against another rich, swa
Misery T* Name Pills
While Joan is bedridden recovering from surgery, she persuades Sophia to spend time with her, which she quickly regrets.
Birth Meddling Jacket Denial
When Colleen and Matt learn they may not be allowed into the delivery room for the birth of the baby they are planning t
Sonogram Frog Rub Family
After Tim has a heart attack, he becomes super clingy and annoys the entire family. Also, Greg and Jen make a pact to ke
Recovery Discipline Psycho Labor
After John befriends the janitor at Sophia’s school, Mr. Sissel, John learns that Sophia and her friends believe a chi
Lost Math Art Glam
Greg scrambles to find Lark when he loses her at the hospital while visiting Jen and the new baby. Also, Heather offers
X Box Glimpse Spotlight
Heather and Tim try not to freak out when they get an emergency text from Samantha to pick her up in the middle of the n
Four Short Fairy Tales
When Tim gets a toupee, the family try their best to hide their horrified reactions; Jen fights for face time with her b
Letter Promise Adult Seventy
When Matt and Colleen treat Jen and Greg to a fancy dinner as a "thank you" for writing a recommendation letter, Jen and
Clean Pens Grandma Guys
Jen and Greg hire Edna—the cleaning lady who has worked for John and Joan for years—but Jen is horrified at her stra
Cabana Hero Action Son
When Matt helps Grandpa Mort efficiently book a family trip to the Bahamas, the family is super impressed, so Greg reser
Reverse Burden District Germany
When Tim and Heather realize that being grandparents is very far off in the future, they decide to have another baby. Jo
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