Seasons & Episodes
I'm Coming Out
October 11th is "Coming Out Day" and Queer Duck is coming out to his friends and family, but they already know.
Fiddler on the Roofie
Queer Duck babysits his nephew, who finds an interesting collection of video tapes.
Oh Christ
The plans of Dr. and Mrs. Duckstein, Duck's parents, to deprogram our hero are met with fabulously entertaining results.
Queer Doc
Queer Duck pranks Dr. Laura who tries to get even by stalking him down with a double barrel shotgun. Dr. Laura ends up t
B.S. I Love You
Queer Duck stands in line to see his idol Barbra Streisand. He gets tackled by her security and thrown in prison thanks
The Gayest Place on Earth
The Queer Gang go to a gay theme park. Queer Duck makes a pass at a sailor turkey named "Gobble - the salty Sea man" onl
Gym Neighbors
After insulting Openly Gator's oversized derrière, and Gator's histrionics over the insult, Gator takes Queer Duck to t
Queer as Fowl
While attending the funeral of H.I.V. Possum, Queer duck treats the event like a gay mixer. Queer Duck agrees, stating t
Wedding Bell Blues
While flying home after attending a gay rodeo, Dr. Laura appears on the gang's airplane's wing (like a gremlin) and star
Ku Klux Klan and Ollie
Queer Duck and the gang are having martinis at home when they are interrupted by the KKK. Queer Duck faces off against t
The Gay Road to Morocco
In a black-and-white parody of the film Road to Morocco, Queer Duck & the troupe offer a Gay Road to Morocco musical epi
Quack Doctor
The Queer Gang go to see a gay head shrink, Dr. Ben Swine. Bi Polar Bear relates a recurring dream with Hollywood square
Oscar's Wild
The gang attends the Oscars, meeting Joan Rivers. The event is so boring that they all fall asleep. Upon waking, they jo
A Gay Outing
While Queer Duck is watching "Drugged Out Has-Been's Week" on the Biography Channel, his nephew, a Cub Scout, reminds hi
Radio Head
Queer Duck and Openly Gator host a new radio program. First a mysterious caller calls in with a cooking question, "Oscar
Tales of the City Morgue
Three short stories, including Bi Polar Bear's abduction by aliens who were hoping for a "breeder," Oscar Wildcat's crea
Homo for the Holidays
Openly Gator and Queer Duck visit the Ducksteins for the holidays, where Dr. Duckstein tries to set up Openly Gator with
Bi Polar Bear and the Glorious Hole
In a parody of Winnie the Pooh, Bi Polar Bear gets stuck in Oscar Wildcat's hole and becomes very popular in the neighbo
Santa Claus is Coming Out
Queer Duck's holiday song outs Santa Claus. But when the real Santa visits Queer Duck's house on Christmas morning, Sant
Mardi Foie Gras
At Mardi Gras, the gang is hanging out on a balcony trying to get beads. Queer Duck curses Dr. Laura using voodoo, ends