King of the Hill

How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying

When Bobby discovers the one sport he is good at, marksmanship, he and Hank decide to enter a father & son tournament. A

Texas City Twister

Luanne moves back into her home, a trailer, just as a twister is about to hit.

Arrow Head

After Hank finds an arrow head in his lawn, Peggy gives a archaeologist permission to have an archaeological dig their y

Hilloween

Hank is excited about Halloween until someone complains and has the holiday canceled.

Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

In an effort to catch more fish than his friends, Hank decides to buy special "bait" from a street vendor. He soon finds

Husky Bobby

Much to Hank's dismay, Bobby becomes a plus sized model.

The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg

Hank and the guys seek vengeance after a group of teenagers beat them at paint-ball.

The Son That Got Away

Bobby and Connie get in trouble at school. They skirt their ensuing punishment and are joined by Joseph, as they head to

The Company Man

Hank struggles to portray himself and his life as that of a stereotypical Texan cowboy's for a Hollywood cowboy movie fa

Bobby Slam

Bobby joins the wrestling team and is caught in a dilemma when he has to fight Connie in order to make the team.

The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Hank's mother bring home her new boyfriend, an affectionate Jewish man named Gary. After Hank sees the two of them havin

Meet the Manger Babies

After seeing that Luanne is depressed, Hank volunteers to buy her some hand puppets at a rummage sale. Luanne starts doi

Snow Job

When Hank's boss, Buck Strickland, has another heart attack, Hank expects to be put in charge of the company while Buck

I Remember Mono

On Valentine's Day, Peggy finds out that Hank lied to her when they were dating: he told her he was at home one week wit

Three Days of the Kahndo

Hank and his family go with Kahn and his family to spend a weekend in a duplex condo in Mexico. When Kahn discovers that

Traffic Jam

After Hank has a car accident, he has to go to traffic school. The teacher of the traffic school is a comedian, Booda Sa

Hank's Dirty Laundry

When Hank tries to buy a new dryer, he is told that his credit is no good because he owes money to Arlen Video. The vide

The Final Shinsult

When Cotton learns that the U.S. government is giving the artificial leg of General Santa Ana back to Mexico, he teams u

Leanne's Saga

When Luanne's mother, Leanne, is released from prison, she starts living in the Hills' garage, and becomes romantically

Junkie Business

After Hank realizes that his new employee at Strickland Propane is a drug addict, he can't fire him, because drug addict

Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga

To teach his son the value of a dollar, Hank makes Bobby get a job selling drinks at the racetrack, and tells Bobby to d

Peggy's Turtle Song

After Bobby eats too much sugar one morning, he is mistakenly diagnosed with attention deficit disorder. Feeling guilty

Propane Boom

When Mega Lo Mart starts selling propane, Strickland Propane can't compete with their prices, and Hank loses his job. He

Death of a Propane Salesman

Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and

And They Call It Bobby Love

Bobby starts dating Marie, a girl who's two years older than him. Bobby takes the relationship more seriously than Marie

Peggy's Headache

When Peggy starts writing "musings" for the local newspaper, the pressure gives her a headache, so she goes to John Redc

Pregnant Paws

Hank wants to breed Ladybird, but the veterinarian says that she has a narrow uterus and probably can't have children. H

Next of Shin

Hank tries several different methods to improve his sperm count so he can get Peggy pregnant. The frustration of not bei

Peggy's Pageant Fever

A beauty pageant offers Peggy the chance to win a truck. If she can endure a series of rigorous makeovers to impress the

Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men

Hank is outraged when he attends a lawn mower focus group and discovers that the new model of his favorite mower has bee

Good Hill Hunting

All the kids in the neighborhood are going on their first hunt, but Hank is unable to get a hunting license for him and

Pretty, Pretty Dresses

At Christmastime, Bill becomes even more depressed than usual, because it's the anniversary of when his wife Lenore left

A Firefighting We Will Go

Hank and his friends become volunteer firefighters. They manage to wreck a fire hydrant, ruin a funeral, and finally bur

To Spank, with Love

After being taunted and pantsed by one of her students, Peggy loses it and spanks him. She is immediately fired, but Cot

Three Coaches and a Bobby

Hank gets his tough old football coach to lead Bobby's football team. When the coach proves to be a tyrant, Bobby decide

De-Kahnstructing Henry

Kahn gets a great new job and invites Hank over to the office, hoping to make him jealous. While bragging about his job,

The Wedding of Bobby Hill

Angry that Luanne cost him his job house-sitting Boomhauer's house, Bobby replaces her birth control pills with candy.

Sleight of Hank

Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how t

Jon Vitti Presents: "Return to La Grunta"

Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a chance to s

Escape from Party Island

Hank takes his mother and her friends to a museum of miniatures in Port Aransas, and they get stuck in the middle of MTV

Love Hurts... and So Does Art

Worried at the prospect of going to a school dance with Connie, Bobby starts overeating at the local deli, and develops

Hank's Cowboy Movie

After Hank and Bobby visit the Dallas Cowboys training camp in Wichita Falls, Hank decides to make a video that will con

Dog Dale Afternoon

When Dale brings home a new 'Super Mower' the neighbors are jealous, but his attitude leaves everyone with a bad taste i

Revenge of the Lutefisk

Arlen's new minister is a woman, which everyone except Cotton seems to accept. When Bobby eats all of a Midwestern fish

Death and Texas

Peggy gets a letter from a Death Row convict who says that he is a former student of hers, and that she had the most pos

Wings of the Dope

While studying for her beauty school exam, Luanne sees someone bouncing on Buckley's old trampoline. It's Buckley, who h

Take Me Out of the Ball Game

When Thaterton stacks his Company softball team with Pro sports stars, Hank pulls Peggy off of her own Softball team to

As Old as the Hills...

Peggy and Hank's 20th-anniversary party leaves the missus missing their youth; and a bottle of tequila is the highlight

Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall

Peggy's fate and details surrounding Cotton and Didi's newborn are revealed.

Cotton's Plot

Freed from a six-week body cast, non-ambulatory Peggy takes physical therapy from Cotton, who drills her military style.

Bills Are Made to Be Broken

Bill is accepting, but Hank isn't, when opposing players lie down to let an injured high-school jock break Bill's touchd

Little Horrors of Shop

Forced to take a vacation, Hank becomes a substitute shop teacher, and a popular one, rousing jealousy in Peggy.

Aisle 8A

Hank is the only one home when houseguest Connie has her first encounter with menstruation--and neither knows what to do

A Beer Can Named Desire

Bill meets Cajun relatives and Hank competes for $1 million in a beer promotion at a football game in New Orleans.

Happy Hank's Giving

Hank's propane-smoked turkey is a casualty in "a war called 'Thanksgiving at the Airport'" as weather stalls the Hills'

Not in My Back-hoe

Jealous of Hank's new acquaintance, Bill and Dale give Hank an ultimatum, and compound their mistake when they try to ma

To Kill a Ladybird

Bobby's affection for a raccoon brings problems when Hank's dog Ladybird and Dale get into fights with the ersatz pet th

Hillennium

A propane shortage gives Hank Y2K fears that alter his Christmas-gift plans; Dale's stash of hoarded goods is destroyed

Old Glory

Bobby keeps mum that his mom wrote the A-plus essay that made him a school star.

Rodeo Days

Bobby's new calling is rodeo roping, but his first experience with livestock introduces him to an ambition even greater-

Hanky Panky

Hank and Peggy are caught in the middle after Strickland's wife catches him with his girlfriend.

High Anxiety

Hank becomes the prime suspect in an investigation led by Sheriff Buford.

Naked Ambition

Bobby's accidental glimpse of a naked Luanne has Joseph yearning to get his own look. But Connie catches them trying to

Movin' On Up

Luanne moves out and into the house across the alley, where her roommates don't carry any of the load.

Bill of Sales

Bill becomes Peggy's star--and only--salesman in a health-food sales operation, and his profits net them a trip to a con

Won't You Pimai Neighbor?

Buddhist monks think Bobby is a reincarnated Lama.

Hank's Bad Hair Day

After his lifelong barber loses it, Hank turns to Army haircutter Bill, who does a fine job on his first civilian head,

Meet the Propaniacs

Bobby's impromptu comedy at a propane sale prompts Strickland to send him on the road to entertain at other outlets, lea

Nancy Boys

After joining the Hills for a free romantic dinner, the Gribbles sleep together, and guilt grabs Nancy for cheating on h

Flush with Power

Water restrictions prompt Hank to join the zoning board, while Bobby blackmails Kahn for bribing a water-meter reader.

Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet

Peggy's embarrassment about her big feet ends when she meets a fetishist who directs her in a video Hank thinks is dirty

Peggy's Fan Fair

At Nashville's Fan Fair, Peggy accuses Randy Travis of stealing her song, while Brooks & Dunn counsel Bobby about Connie

The Perils of Polling

Bobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to ten

The Buck Stops Here

Bobby becomes Strickland's personal caddy and picks up some bad habits. Meanwhile, Peggy and Minh compete to donate the

I Don't Want to Wait...

As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph l

Spin the Choice

Bobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate so

Peggy Makes the Big Leagues

The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him

When Cotton Comes Marching Home

Cash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the pa

What Makes Bobby Run?

Bobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tr

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas

Bill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker w

Chasing Bobby

Peggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed fo

Yankee Hankie

While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make

Hank and the Great Glass Elevator

Bill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank's reluctant prank in a

Now Who's the Dummy?

Bobby's ventriloquist's dummy gets more of Hank's attention than Bobby, but it's Dale who harbors a grudge against the w

Ho Yeah!

Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a

The Exterminator

Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination

Luanne Virgin 2.0

As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--an

Hank's Choice

When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby

It's Not Easy Being Green

Hank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's

The Trouble with Gribbles

Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home.

Hank's Back Story

Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a

Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story

Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.

Bobby Goes Nuts

Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women.

Soldier of Misfortune

After an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, w

Lupe's Revenge

A female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexic

The Father, the Son, and J.C.

Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.

Father of the Bribe

After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset sh

I'm with Cupid

Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to lad

Torch Song Hillogy

Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it.

Joust Like a Woman

Peggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to la

The Bluegrass Is Always Greener

Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.

The Substitute Spanish Prisoner

A con man offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.

Unfortunate Son

Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton d

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill

Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her

Tankin' It to the Streets

After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's u

Of Mice and Little Green Men

When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and

A Man Without a Country Club

Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's Hank who's asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA

Beer and Loathing

Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devo

Fun with Jane and Jane

Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death,

My Own Private Rodeo

Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being

Sug Night

Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy

Dang Ol' Love

Bill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he's pining for falls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself wh

Returning Japanese (1)

The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cott

Returning Japanese (2)

Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son.

Get Your Freak Off

Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.

The Fat and the Furious

A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.

Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do

Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.

Goodbye Normal Jeans

Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabota

Dances with Dogs

A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweil

The Son Also Roses

Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.

The Texas Skillsaw Massacre

Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it w

Full Metal Dust Jacket

Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she le

Pigmalion

A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.

Megalo Dale

Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

Boxing Luanne

Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.

Vision Quest

Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite o

Queasy Rider

Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.

Board Games

Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a schoo

An Officer and a Gentle Boy

To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe c

The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an ina

The Good Buck

Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post p

Be True to Your Fool

After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity s

Racist Dawg

A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.

Night and Deity

A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

Maid in Arlen

To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romanticall

The Witches of East Arlen

Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.

Patch Boomhauer

When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to

Reborn to Be Wild

Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk roc

New Cowboy on the Block

The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules

The Incredible Hank

Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels

Flirting with the Master

A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entire

After the Mold Rush

The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.

Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane

Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.

Rich Hank, Poor Hank

Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through

Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill

Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her dr

That's What She Said

A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.

My Hair Lady

Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.

Phish and Wildlife

The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing

Cheer Factor

Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensi

Dale Be Not Proud

Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.

Après Hank, le Deluge

During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a

DaleTech

Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo

Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's vers

Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon

Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.

Stressed for Success

Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.

Hank's Back

Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's havi

The Redneck on Rainey Street

After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a h

Talking Shop

Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.

A Rover Runs Through It

Peggy's estranged mother summons her home to their Montana ranch, where Henry Winkler is an uncooperative neighbor.

Ms. Wakefield

An elderly woman who once lived in the Hills' house returns for the holidays--to die there. And that gives Dale a busine

Death Buys a Timeshare

Hank accompanies Cotton and his new friend Bill to Mexico to try to keep them from buying timeshare properties. But the

Yard, She Blows!

Hank's immaculately manicured front lawn is as good as gone when Peggy tries to horn in on the glory with her own contri

Dale to the Chief

Hank's fight to correct an error on his driver's license is a red flag to newly patriotic Dale, who reports Hank as a th

The Petriot Act

Hank excitedly joins a new military program that allows civilians to adopt pets while G.I.s serve their tour of duty but

Enrique-cilable Differences

Hank cringes when an employee with personal problems turns to him for solace.

Mutual of Omabwah

Hank's lapsed insurance policy puts him in an overprotective state, while Bill and Boomhauer carelessly experiment with

Care-Takin' Care of Business

Covert work by Hank and the boys turns a befuddled groundskeeper into a hero when his field is credited with hampering o

Arlen City Bomber

Peggy follows Luanne onto a roller-derby team, where the tight-fisted owner prompts her to lead a revolt and form a team

Redcorn Gambles with His Future

John Redcorn tries to open a Native American gambling casino to provide a venue for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake.

Smoking and the Bandit

Dale dons a disguise to defy Arlen's smoking ban, and Peggy sets out to uncover his identity.

Gone with the Windstorm

Peggy helps weather-girl Nancy fight back when she's replaced by a qualified meteorologist. Also, a boy barking like a d

Bobby on Track

Hank talks Bobby into joining the track team, but the spot the boy lands isn't what Hank had in mind.

It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings

Bill finds happiness in a men's chorus, where the required devotion jeopardizes his Army career.

Hank's on Board

Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill.

Bystand Me

When the Arlen Bystander gets a new editor, Peggy gets a job writing a household hints column. Except Peggy doesn't kno

Bill's House

After Bill nurses Hank, Peggy and Bobby through the flu, he starts to feel lonely when there is no one else to take care

Harlottown

When Hank and Peggy try to clean up a historic Arlen landmark, they find out that the town was founded by harlots and wa

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown

Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college

Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?

Kahn is accused of having become so assimilated that he's a "banana" -- the Asian equivalent of an "Oreo." To get back

You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)

In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type

Business Is Picking Up

When Bobby attends the school's job shadow program, he winds up interning for Peter Sterling, a man who runs a pooper-sc

The Year of Washing Dangerously

Hank gets sucked into Kahn's get-rich-quick scheme when Kahn buys the car wash that hosts car cruising on Friday nights.

Hank Fixes Everything

Buck Strickland embarks on a propane price war with Thatherton and two other rivals, and hires the guys from "American C

Church Hopping

When Reverend Stroup gives the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church to another family, Hank and his family dec

24 Hour Propane People

When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a "fun" place to work. He

The Texas Panhandler

Instead of getting a job, Bobby and Joseph discover that they can make more money, and look cooler, by hanging out on st

Hank's Bully

A young boy, Caleb, starts following Hank around, making fun of him and generally annoying him. Hank isn't sure how to

Edu-macating Lucky

Lucky asks Peggy to help him get his GED in the hopes of improving his chances of marrying Luanne. Peggy intentionally

The Peggy Horror Picture Show

Feeling unfeminine after a clothing exchange party with the neighborhood girls, Hank offers Peggy a new pair of shoes. A

SerPUNt

When Bobby's snakes gets into the toilet Hank decides to call Animal Control. But instead of taking care of the problem

Blood and Sauce

The guys discuss what they want to pass on to their children, Bill becomes despondent because he doesn’t have any. In

Luanne Gets Lucky

When Lucky ditches Luanne to go stumping with Hank and the gang, Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High Schoo

Hank Gets Dusted

Hank is crestfallen when Cotton gives his beloved Cadillac to Cousin Dusty, however things get even worse when Dusty sho

Glen Peggy Glen Ross

Peggy loses her job at The Arlen Bystander and begins a new career as a real estate agent. Meanwhile, after Dale buys a

The Passion of Dauterive

After Bill survives a roof cave-in over his bed he has a religious experience which involves a romantic liaison with Rev

Grand Theft Arlen

Hank becomes obsessed with a video game about propane. Meanwhile, Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test.

Peggy’s Gone to Pots

Peggy tries to reach the pinnacle of real estate success by selling houses in the exclusive neighborhood of Arlen Height

Hair Today, Gone Today

Nancy turns to her mother for help when the stress of home life and unresolved feelings for Redcorn cause her hair to fa

Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies

Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes

Lucky's Wedding Suit

When Lucky wants to give Luanne the expensive wedding that she desires, he sues Dale with a frivolous lawsuit after havi

Suite Smells of Excess

When the guys take Bobby to a college football game, their hijinks land them in a VIP box suite and calling plays for th

Bobby Rae

To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the

The Powder Puff Boys

Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school's annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon

Four Wave Intersection

Arlen is hit by a heat wave and Hank and the gang take the kids to the water park. Unfortunately, when they have to tang

Death Picks Cotton

When the family goes out to a restaurant where the food is cooked at the table Cotton throws a tantrum and gets into a f

Raise the Steaks

After Hank falls in love with organic food he starts his own mini co-op garden in his back yard.

Tears of an Inflatable Clown

Bobby gets mixed up with racial intolerance at Tom Landry Junior High. Meanwhile, Lucky hurts himself by catching a fri

The Minh Who Knew Too Much

Minh joins the Arlen Gun Club so that she can practice her skeet-shooting skills and become a member of the Nine Rivers

Dream Weaver

After they have financial troubles, Nancy convinces Dale to go on a "vocation vacation" to learn a new career. Unfortun

Doggone Crazy

Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs after she gets a little crazy and bites Hank. Afterwards, Hank is urged by a

Trans-Fascism

Hank helps Buck Strickland battle the Arlen City Council and a rival restaurant after "Sugarfoots" loses its business du

Untitled Blake McCormick Project

Bill falls in love after he has a blind date with Charlene, a hot single mother. However, Dale's intuition tells him so

The Accidental Terrorist

Hank buys Peggy a new car, and like he has always done he pays sticker price for it. However, after he realizes that he

Lady and Gentrification

Hank's agrees to speak at Enrique's daughter's quinceañera. However, some of Peggy's real-estate clients fall in love

Behind Closed Doors

Peggy becomes over-protective after a child goes missing in Arlen.

Pour Some Sugar on Kahn

Kahn escapes to the bar and takes up Karaoke after Minh's father comes to visit. Meanwhile, Bobby and Peggy compete in a

Six Characters in Search of a House

Peggy has trouble selling a house when she realizes that the current residents are scaring away the buyers, so she hires

The Courtship of Joseph's Father

Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's off

Strangeness on a Train

Stressed that her birthday parties never live up to her expectations, Peggy plans herself a disco-themed party on a myst

Cops and Robert

Bobby has to work as a deputy for the school's police officer after he is framed for throwing a soda can. Meanwhile, Ha

It Came from the Garage

Wanting to spend some quality time with his son, Hank distracts Dale, Bill and Boomhauer with a boat building competitio

Life: A Loser's Manual

Luanne's long-lost father and Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to Arlen. After Hoyt gets caught committin

Dia-BILL-ic Shock

Bill's love of sugary snacks causes diabetes. After a doctor tells Bill that he will lose his legs he decides to start u

Earthy Girls Are Easy

When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests

Square-Footed Monster

Hank and the guys do a good deed when they fix-up a neighborhood house, however after Ted Wassonasong buys the house he

Lost in MySpace

Hank has bad feelings when Mr. Strickland decides to create a MySpace page for Strickland Propane. Hank's fears come tru

No Bobby Left Behind

In order to raise the school's average for standardized tests, Principal Moss classifies Bobby as a low achievement stud

A Bill Full of Dollars

Peggy, Minh and Dale play the stock market together, however they lose money in their initial investment. To improve the

Straight as an Arrow

Hank tries to help Bobby become a member of the Order of the Straight Arrow, but he disagrees with the "Arrowmaster" who

Lucky See, Monkey Do

Lucky's sister Myrna and her children attend a baby shower in which Peggy is throwing for Luanne. It doesn't take long b

What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis

The Propane Hall of Fame is inducting Buck Strickland this year and he has asked Hank to come with him to make sure he s

Master of Puppets

Bobby is left waiting at the mall when Hank and Peggy's date goes long. Feeling his parents' guilt, Bobby uses the incid

Bwah My Nose

Hank and the gang get a rematch for the high-school championship game they lost, when Bill accidentally breaks Hank's no

Uncool Customer

After Peggy finds out that she is not cool she befriends one of Arlen's most glamorous and cool moms in an effort to lea

Nancy Does Dallas

After Nancy takes a glamorous new job in Dallas and temporarily leaving Dale behind he finds the freedom of the bachelor

Born Again on the Fourth of July

Bobby is offered an intervention at the church, after Hank becomes upset by his misbehavior. Meanwhile, Hank and his pal

Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key

Hank discovers that his father's last requests are a collection of bizarre tasks including the wish to have his ashes fl

Bad News Bill

Hank is troubled when Bobby's Little League Coach is hassling Bobby about his lack of ability until Hank realizes that t

Manger Baby Einstein

Luanne tries to become a breakout star in the children's entertainment industry.

Uh-Oh Canada

After Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer the Arlen gang tries to make some new neighbors at f

The Boy Can't Help It

Bobby becomes quite the ladies' man when several girls in his class consider him a potential date for the Homecoming dan

To Sirloin with Love

Thankful to finally have something in common with his son, Hank is proud when Bobby’s knowledge of beef earns him a sp

Return of the King

Hank and Peggy move back to Arlen and struggle to readjust to their old life. Bobby runs into a childhood friend in Dall

The Beer Story

Hank and Bobby are competitors in a home beer brewing competition. Boomhauer bonds with Luke Jr. over non-alcoholic beer

Bobby Gets Grilled

In his search for authentic robata charcoal, Bobby is accused of cultural appropriation. The Hills and Gribbles go to th

Chore Money, Chore Problems

Hank joins an app for handymen and struggles to get a good rating. Bobby learns that Connie is dating a mutual friend.

New Ref in Town

Hank secretly becomes a soccer referee. Bobby goes to buy a car and leaves the dealership with more than he bargained fo

Peggy's Fadeout

Hank discovers that Bill's new coworkers think he's married, while Bobby discovers Connie's boyfriend may be cheating on

Any Given Hill-Day

Bobby tries to bond with Hank at the Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Camp, but Willow interferes. Peggy starts a lending library

Kahn-scious Uncoupling

The Souphanousinphones throw a lavish anniversary party to hide a secret that only Hank knows. Bobby is stressed out cat

No Hank Left Behind

Hank takes Good Hank to a men's camp to instill good values, but the camp is not what Hank thought it would be. Peggy st

A Sounder Investment

Peggy and Hank's friends start a pig eradication business, but Hank is hesitant to join them. Bobby and Connie struggle

Searching for Bobby Phisher

Care of the Dog

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

Failure to Hard Launch

Hank Encounters of the Nerd Kind

Propane Recall

The Best Little Marriage in Texas

Hank Ruffles Some Feathers

Really Bites

No-Cuddle Offense