Seasons & Episodes
Reverse Psychology
Both Margie and Vern use a book on reverse psychology to get each other to breakup with their prospective mates, Freddie
A Friend for Roberta
Margie tries to get a date for Roberta with a famous opera star so she will leave Vern alone. However, the singer thinks
Radioactive Margie
Margie writes a fake letter saying there is uranium on some property Freddie has inherited so Vern will give him a job.
Margie Sings Opera
Margie gets an opera singer to perform at a party to impress one of Vern's clients. When the singer cancels, Margie must
Margie's Sister Sally
Vern sets Margie up on a date with a client's son. Margie sees a photo of a little boy so she disguises herself as an 11
Costume Party
Margie and Mr. Honeywell try to trick Vern into going to a costume party by saying Roberta will be there with another ma
Margie Plays Detective
In order to get Vern to take her on a trip to Havana, Margie promises to be on her best behaviour. Events conspire to ru
Insurance
When Vern's doctor tells him he needs to get in better shape for his insurance he does so by walking instead of going by
Margie's Mink
When Margie receives a mink coat by mistake, she tries to impress Vern by telling him a man sent it to her. When the man
Efficency Expert
Vern wants Margie to date someone with ambition so in retaliation she starts dating Mr. Honeywell's nephew, an obnoxious
The Hooded Vern
Margie pretends to be a spy so she can meet a handsome FBI agent. When he uncovers her plot, he and Vern conspire to tea
The Contract
Both Vern and Margie find themselves with one date too many and try to conceal the fact so their dates won't find out ab
Vern's Chums
Margie invites Freddie's parents to dinner to try and drum up some investment business for Vern. Vern thinks it must mea
Conservative Margie
To impress a very conservative client of Vern's, Margie pretends to be an old-fashioned girl, but the client is so pleas
Margie's Career
Margie gets a job as a singer in a nightclub which is frequented by gangsters. A concerned Vern hires an actor to pose a
Vern Needs a Rest
Margie tries to convince Vern to go on vacation to Florida by making him think he's having a nervous breakdown.
Missing Link
When Margie is conned into buying the contract of a has-been wrestler she tries to make back her money by claiming she a
The Blonde Margie
To breakup Margie and Freddie, Vern sets Freddie up on a date with Mr. Honeywell's niece, but Margie finds out, becomes
Who's Married?
Margie poses as Freddie's wife to help him get a job with one of Vern's clients who only hires married men. When Vern is
New Neighbors
Mr. Todd arranges for Vern's new client to move into the apartment above the Albrights so he will be in close proximity
Motorcycle Cop
Margie gets a speeding ticket from a motorcycle cop who wants to date her, so she and Mrs. Odetts plan to prove her inno
The Indians
Vern hires an actor to pose as a client to keep Margie away from the actual man. But the real client overhears Margie te
The Two Lieutenants
Mrs. Odetts has been writing letter to servicemen using Margie's name and photos. Now two of the servicemen are in town
Hollywood Trip
Margie, Vern and Mrs. Odetts take a trip to Hollywood. Trying to crash the movies, Margie pretends to be an acrobat and
Hillbilly Margie
When a group of mountain folk inherit stock in Honeywell & Todd, Margie and Vern must pose as hillbillies to get it back
Hypochondriac
When a client of Vern's backs out of a deal because of her sick grandson, Margie's trip to Paris is canceled. Margie lea
Cry Wolf
When Vern won't take her on a trip to Mexico, Margie hires a press agent to make it seem she is involved with a notoriou
Homely Margie
To keep a young client away from Margie, Vern shows him a picture which has been retouched to make her look homely. When
Trapped Freddie
Vern promises Margie a new car if she won't see Freddie for one month. Unaware that Freddie is already there, Margie agr
Vern, the Failure
Vern feels like a failure after attending his class reunion, so Margie tries to get him promoted by pretending another f
Stock Control
Margie finds herself in possession of some very important stock and takes advantage of the situation.
Buried Treasure
When the Albrights buy a run-down country house, Vern tries to keep Margie occupied by planting a phony treasure map.
The Golf Game
Freddie has a job at Honeywell & Todd and Margie is afraid he will lose it if he can't play a good game of golf to impre
They Also Serve
Margie and Vern are forced to take jobs as a maid and butler to have a place to sleep when their hotel reservations are
The Newlyweds
Margie inadvertently causes trouble between her newlywed neighbors by an offhand remark about not letting jealousy break
To Health with Yoga
Margie tries to meet the author of a book on yoga by telling some fibs that keep growing.
Young Vern
When Vern starts feeling old because Roberta is dating a younger man, Margie tries to help out by having his hair dyed w
A Horse on Vern
Margie gets a job as a newspaper reporter but runs into some trouble over a missing horse.
Girl Against the World
Freddie can't get his play produced because it is too far-fetched, so Margie, Freddie and Mrs. Odetts act out the play a
Mrs. Margie Calkins
Margie poses as her neighbor's wife in order to scare off an old girlfriend, but the plan backfires and his old flame de
Vern's New Girlfriend
Margie tries to prevent a gold-digging blonde from hooking her father.
Father's Little Helper
Margie convinces Vern to let her help him land a deal with two rich Texans, but when they turn out to be phonies Margie
Delinquent Margie
Mrs. Odetts enlists the help of Margie and Vern to get $6000 dollars out of her trust fund so she can buy a hot rod car.
A Mother for Vern
Margie has to pose as Vern's mother in order to get a client to sign with him.
Freddie's Formula
Vern offers to take care of a client's pet white cat, but Margie thinks its a stray and lets Freddie use it to try out h
The Truck Driver
A truck driver runs into Margie's car in order to ask her on a date. Vern and Mr. Honeywell think he's only a gold-digge
Margie's Helping Hand
Margie asks Vern for the money to pay a charity pledge and then gets a lecture on responsibility, so she sets out to pro
Double Trouble
To keep Margie from wanting to go on a trip to South America, Vern hires an actor to court her. Margie uncovers the plot
A Present for Dad
Margie wants to have her portrait painted as a present for Vern's birthday. Short on money, she arranges to pretend to b
Campus Homecoming
Vern plans to do some business with the Dean at his college reunion, but Margie intends to teach him a lesson when she f
A Day at the Beach
Vern calls in sick so he can take the day off and go to the beach with Margie at her suggestion. Trouble arises when he
My Little Bookie
Vern hides the fact that he got a bonus and tells Margie he is in danger of losing his job if she doesn't start economiz
Go North, Young Girl
Vern tells Margie he will take her to Hawaii if she can last through a Canadian hunting trip. He's convinced she won't b
Margie, the Writer
Vern tries to get Margie interested in writing, thinking it will keep her out of trouble. In order to research her book,
My Little Clementine
Margie asks Vern for a job at Honeywell & Todd, but Vern says no. When Margie's lookalike cousin arrives, Vern thinks it
That's the Spirit
Margie tries to convince Vern to be more aggressive with Mr. Honeywell by taking him to a phony seance in which Mrs. Ode
Margie's Phantom Lover
Vern and Mr. Honeywell make Margie believe she has a secret admirer to keep her from entering an auto race. When Margie
Margie's Baby
Margie tries to help the daughter of Vern's new client. He doesn't know his daughter is married and has a baby, so Margi
A Slight Misunderstanding
Margie tries to help her neighbors repair their marriage by making the wife jealous, but Vern and Freddie end up thinkin
Vern's Secret Fishing Place
Vern always wins the annual fishing tournament and Mr. Honeywell offers Margie a mink coat if she will help him beat Ver
Comedy of Terrors
Vern is the foreman on a jury that convicts a gangster. Worried about her father's safety, Margie sets a trap for what s
What's Cooking?
Margie invites Mr. Honeywell and a prospective client to dinner. She lets Freddie, who now has a job selling cookware, m
Vern's Two Daughters
Vern doesn't want Margie to meet a client's son, so he sends her out of town and has Roberta pose as Margie. When a susp
Chubby Little Margie
Vern convinces Margie to break her date with a Marine to go out with a client's son. An angry Margie uses helium to infl
Margie's Millionth Member
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Meet Mr. Murphy
Margie agrees to babysit for a chimpanzee that belongs to one of Vern's clients. Vern, not realizing who the chimp belon
Vern Gets the Bird
Margie must pretend to be a birdwatching enthusiast in order to keep a client of Vern's around long enough to sign a new
Vern Retires
A misunderstanding over Mr. Honeywell's health leads to Vern being fired. Now Margie must scheme to get his job back.
Health Farm
At a health farm for wealthy women, Margie switches identity with a friend who wants to be sure her new boyfriend isn't
Day and Night
Vern tells Margie if one more thing goes wrong she won't get her trip to Sun Valley. Margie then gets into trouble when
Mexican Standoff
Margie, Vern and Mrs. Odetts go to Mexico to see a client and run into plenty of trouble and misunderstandings.
Margie's Manproof Lipstick
Freddie has a new job selling lipstick that lasts three months. When Margie messes up a demonstration Freddie was trying
Margie Babysits
Margie and Vern babysit for client's grandson who happens to be an obnoxious brat. What Margie doesn't realize is that t
Case of the Helping Hand
Vern thinks his job is being taken over by an ambitious young man at Honeywell & Todd. The man is a big fan of murder my
Sleepwalking
Margie decides she wants to live in a ground floor apartment and to convince Vern it is a good idea she makes him believ
A Proposal for Papa
Mr. Honeywell makes Vern hire the daughter of a client to be his secretary. When the girl falls for Vern and wants to ma
Vern's Son
To keep a new client away from Margie, Vern lies and says he has a son instead of a daughter. When the client wants to m
Daughter-At-Law
Margie's new boyfriend is a lawyer who convinces Margie Vern has no legal right to treat her like a child.
The New Freddie
In order to breakup Margie and Freddie, Vern and Mr. Honeywell convince Freddie that Margie would like him better if he
Tugboat Margie
When Vern and Freddie are called to duty by the Navy, Margie ends up a stowaway on their ship.
En Garde
Vern gets carried away with fencing lessons and neglects Roberta. Mr. Honeywell hires a Frenchman to make Vern jealous.
Honeyboy Honeywell
Convinced Mr. Honeywell would be a better boss if he were a married man, Margie gets him a date at a lonely hearts club.
Careless Margie
Margie is careless with her money, so Vern tries to teach her a lesson about financial management. Margie ends up thinki
Vern on the Lam
Vern gets into trouble when he forgets his entry permit on a trip to South America and ends up tangling with a commander
Margie and the Shah
Despite Vern's objections, Margie is determined to meet Vern's old fraternity brother, the Shah of Zena...even if it mea
Margie and the Bagpipes
When Margie accidentally breaks a set of antique bagpipes belonging to the head of a Scottish lodge, she tries to replac
Dutch Treat
Margie poses as a 12-year-old immigrant girl to help Mr. Todd out of a misunderstanding he is having with his wife over
Kangaroo Story
Roberta is trying to convince her visiting father that New York is a respectable place to live. Things go awry because F
The All American
Vern refuses to take Margie along on a trip to sign up a football player, but Margie just happens to run into him right
Vern's Guilty Feeling
When Vern feels Margie isn't coming to him with her problems, she makes up a phony story about being jilted.
Star of Khyber
Margie tries to help a private detective find a maharaja's stolent jewel, but only succeeds in making everyone think she
Parrot Gold
Mr. Honeywell is made trustee of an eccentric millionaire's fortune, but doesn't know where the money is hidden. He enli
Real George
When a man who wants to date Margie and accidentally gets the wrong name, Mrs. Odetts thinks she has a secret admirer.
The Do-Gooder
Margie tries to prove to Vern that she isn't spoiled by doing a good deed, but ends up getting involved in secret Air Fo
Convention Story
At a Miami convention, Vern is dating a man's daughter so he will vote for Mr. Honeywell in an election. Margie and Robe
Shipboard Story
Margie wants Vern to take her to London. When he refuses, she hires a man to pretend they are going to elope as soon as
A Job for Freddie
Vern thinks Freddie takes too much money from Margie. He tells Margie if Freddie keeps a job for one week he will double
Switzerland Story
Vern and Margie try desparately to locate a client. They rush to Switzerland thinking they have found him at a chess mat
Big Chief Vern
Margie gets carried away with flying lessons. To distract her, Vern plants a fake map which supposedly leads to an India
Vern's Winter Vacation
Margie poses as Freddie's bride after he wins a trip to Palm Beach by using a phony story.
San Francisco Story
In San Francisco, Vern's rival tricks Margie into interfering in a Chinese family feud, not realizing one of the men is
Operation Rescue
Margie tries to help Vern get out of a romance by pretending the family is insane. The only problem is, she mistakes a w
Subconcious Approach
Margie tries to make Vern stand up to Mr. Honeywell by playing records with messages on them while he sleeps. Vern catch
The New Neighbor
Margie takes a job with her new neighbor, an inventor, so she can pay for a mink coat she bought.
Margie's Client
Vern and Mr. Honeywell tell Margie they want her help getting a client to renew his contract, when what they are really
Miss Whoozis
Margie gets a job modeling clothes for a fashion designer. When she wants to date the photographer, she breaches her con
Murder in Bermuda
While vacationing in Bermuda with her father, Margie thinks she has witnessed a murder, but no one will believe her.
The Unexpected Guest
When Mr. Honeywell lends the Albright's apartment to a client and then Margie and Vern return unexpectedly, they are for
Mardi Gras
Margie and Vern go to New Orleans during Mardi Gras where a prospective client asks their help in getting his obnoxious
Vern's Mother-In-Law
Vern tells the story of how he married Margie's mother and was hired by Honeywell & Todd.
Too Many Ghosts
In England, Margie tries to help a client sell one of his castles. However, the prospective buyer only wants it if it is
Make Up Your Mind
Margie and Mrs. Odetts try to convince a client to make a trip to Hawaii because they will also get to go along.
Hawaii Story
When a client of Vern's prefers younger men, Margie has to pretend she is 12 years old.
Las Vegas Story
In Las Vegas, Margie gambles in a client's casino as a favor to the man's niece. When he gets suspicious of her winning
Vern's Flying Saucer
Margie messes up a live TV show sponsored by one of Vern's clients and Vern and Mr. Honeywell end up thinking aliens hav
Margie's New Boyfriend
Vern tells Margie that Freddie is too much of a weakling and she should find a real man. Her answer is to come home with
Corpus Delecti
Freddie has a new job working for a private eye and when he and Margie find a murderer's diary in an old trunk they deci
Mr. Uranium
Vern and Margie set out to locate a reclusive man who has a uranium claim. Vern thinks he has found the right man, but i
The Big Telecast
Margie lets a group of circus performers stay at the Albright apartment, unaware that Vern has arranged to be interviewe
Margie's Recipe
Vern tries to impress a prospective client by having Margie cook a fancy dinner. When Margie learns he heads a local ope
Papa and Mambo
Mr. Honeywell has promised Vern that he will step down and give Vern the presidency of the company, but when the time co
Matinee Idol
Margie gets involved with an actor who is trying to make his leading lady jealous and the leading lady uses Vern for the
Countess Margie
Margie switches identities with a countess who wants to test her boyfriend's motives.
Margie's Baseball Player
Margie tries to help Vern get a contract with the owner of a baseball club.
Vern's Butterflies
Margie tricks Vern into going on vacation by telling him a prospective client is at the hotel she has chosen for his res
Margie's Elopement
Margie helps the daughter of one of Vern's clients elope against her father's wishes. Vern thinks it is Margie who has e
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