Seasons & Episodes
Pilot
Ellen, mortified by her driver's license photo, pulls out all the stops in a desperate attempt to get a decent picture.
The Anchor
A guilt-ridden Ellen grovels to win back the friendship of Audrey, an annoying acquaintance she's been trying to dump fo
A Kiss Is Still a Kiss
Ellen answers a personal ad and meets the man of her dreams, with one problem: he's a horrible kisser.
The Class Reunion
Anxious to impress her classmates at a reunion, Ellen masquerades as a married cardiologist, jeopardizing her romance wi
The Promotion
Ellen kisses up to her boss by buying a gift for her new baby, but her job is put in jeopardy through casual remarks ove
The Hand That Robs the Cradle
Ellen feels old and out of it when she starts dating a younger man, but her attempts to be cool leave her date lukewarm.
The Go-Between
When Ellen fans a romantic flame between her boss and Adam, she's the one who may get burned.
The Houseguest
Ellen's visiting cousin Tracy mistakenly thinks Ellen has intentionally sabotaged her L.A. vacation, and flees town with
The Refrigerator
Ellen and Adam struggle to find the perfect refrigerator.
The Soft Touch
Convinced she's responsible for getting a car salesman fired, Ellen hires him to work at Buy the Book. Meanwhile, Ellen
The Boyfriend Stealer
Things have changed at the bookstore for Ellen, as a coffee shop is added and Joe is hired as its manager. Meanwhile, E
The Dentist
Paige refers Ellen to a handsome dentist and Ellen hopes the professional visit might lead to a personal relationship.
Saint Ellen
When Ellen learns that the show-biz party she crashed was for charity, she tries to make amends by going on a volunteeri
The Thirty-Minute Man
Ellen flips for a customer whose visits to the bookstore spice up her life, but her rising hopes for romance fall flat w
The Note
Stumbling upon evidence that someone in her reading group dislikes her, a downcast Ellen stoops to spying in order to ro
The Fix-Up
When Ellen's blind date, whom she remembers as a childhood weirdo, turns out to be a perfectly normal guy, she's eager t
So Funny
Ellen feels threatened by Adam's visiting friend, Theresa, whose humor rivals her own. But when Ellen sees her own jeal
The Toast
When Ellen hosts the wedding rehearsal dinner for her brother and his bride-to-be, she unintentionally causes their brea
Adam's Birthday
Convinced that Ellen is limiting his potential, Adam moves out, leaving Ellen with limitless possibilities as to what to
The Trainer
To help Paige appease her demanding movie-producer boss, Ellen pretends to be his exercise trainer. But when the boss o
Mrs. Koger
Ellen speaks her mind to her cranky old neighbor who then dies. Meanwhile, she hires a pushy new bookstore manager with
Ellen's New Friend
Ellen tries to make a new friend without offending Audrey, the person who introduced them. Meanwhile, Adam inherits his
The Christmas Show
Ellen's holidays are bittersweet, thanks to an acerbic new employee and a sugarcoated suitor. Meanwhile, Paige agonizes
Ellen's Improvement
Ellen goes on a scholastic kick to expand her cultural horizons, and impresses an attractive college professor along the
The Apartment Hunt
Ellen is determined to help Audrey find an apartment, as far away from hers as possible. Meanwhile, Paige dates an alte
The Spa
Paige persuades Ellen to relieve stress at a health spa, but the rigorous regime creates tension between them. Meanwhil
Ballet Class
Determined to fulfill a childhood dream, Ellen takes ballet lessons and sets her sights on dancing the lead in her class
Guns 'N Ellen
After her apartment is robbed, Ellen goes on a safety spree, but her obsession with security makes her a model of insecu
The Sleep Clinic
When Ellen starts losing sleep over her erotic dreams about Adam, she goes into therapy. However, Audrey is having fant
Gladiators
Ellen reluctantly becomes a contestant on American Gladiators, then becomes fighting mad when her female combatant, Ice,
$5,000
Ellen feels like an angel when she donates her tax refund to charity, but she has a devil of a time recouping the cash w
Three Strikes
Ellen joins an animal rights group, gets thrown in jail and winds up in the custody of her parents.
The Therapy Episode
Ellen feels guilty about lying to her mother, but when her therapist prescribes a dose of total honesty, the truth prove
Thirty Kilo Man (1)
Ellen rekindles her romance with ex-boyfriend Dan, who returns from Rome with a brilliant new career. However, Ellen so
Thirty Kilo Man (2)
Ellen's relationship with Dan heats up, Adam caves in to Audrey's burning desire, and Paige feels left out in the cold.
Shake, Rattle and Rubble
Ellen's world is turned upside down when an earthquake devastates Buy the Book. Ellen tries to salvage her business, wi
These Successful Friends of Mine
Ellen feels left in the dust when Paige and Adam's careers take exciting turns, so she embarks on a journey to find her
The Shower Scene
Ellen labors to make amends after accidentally taping over a video of Paige's sister giving birth to twins, so she throw
The Bridges of L.A. County
Ellen takes a stand for womanking, rewriting the ABCs of dating after Spence's one-night stand with a member of her read
Hello, I Must Be Going
Before moving to England for an exciting job opportunity, Adam makes a surprising personal revelation to Ellen, who must
Trick or Treat - Who Cares?
As Halloween approaches, Ellen's high spirits have no effect on Spence, who is haunted by thoughts of his life. Meanwhil
She Ain't Friendly, She's My Mother
Ellen is elated when her mother enters therapy but she's not that crazy about her mom's idea that mother and daughter be
Salad Days
Inspired by domestic diva Martha Stewart, Ellen throws an elegant dinner party, but she's the one who's thrown when an u
The Movie Show
Ellen is thrilled when Paige's first film project shoots at Buy the Book, but her enthusiasm is soon outweighed by her d
What's Up, Ex-Doc?
Thanks to Ellen's miscommunication, Spence and his equally combative dad have reached a peace settlement, but Ellen is d
Ellen's Choice
Ellen is thrilled when she's invited to appear on the television program ""Book Chat."" However, her ecstasy turns to a
Do You Fear What I Fear?
Ellen's holiday spirits hit an all-time low when her parents present her with a cemetery burial plot as a Christmas pres
Horshack's Law
Ellen is thrilled when Paige invites her to an exclusive birthday party for John Travolta. But their fantasy evening tu
Morgan, P.I.
When Buy the Book is robbed, Ellen volunteers to become the bait in a police sting operation designed to catch the ""per
Oh, Sweet Rapture
It's Ellen to the rescue when Audrey buys a new car that comes with an extended warranty and an extended family of fanat
Witness
Recruited by Spence to play the key witness in a mock trial, Ellen assumes the role of a stripper, but must perform some
Ellen: With Child
Looking after Paige's boyfriend's daughter for the weekend, Ellen is proud of the way she communicates with her charge.
Lobster Diary
Ellen is heralded as a hero when she rescues a lobster from a restaurant and tries to set it out to sea, but the elderly
Two Ring Circus
Ellen gets caught in the middle of Paige and Matt's relationship when Paige's engagement ring gets stuck on Ellen's fing
A Penney Saved...
Money problems force Ellen to consider giving Audrey the ax, but when Audrey's parents buy a slice of the bookstore, it'
Too Hip for the Room
Disappointed when Buy the Book isn't voted one of L.A.'s ""Top Twenty Hippest Hangs,"" Ellen hires a lounge act to draw
Two Mammograms and a Wedding
Ellen is afraid Paige's marriage will end their friendship so, while nervously awaiting a mammogram, she latches onto Ch
Go Girlz
Ellen throws a bachelorette party for a despondent Paige, inviting her high-powered studio boss and a psychic aerobics i
When the Vow Breaks (1)
When Paige's wedding day is marred by complications, maid of honor Ellen manages to keep it together. But things threat
When the Vow Breaks (2)
With Paige's marriage mere moments away, it's up to maid of honor Ellen to decide if things will go off with or without
The Tape
Ellen and her friends make a frantic effort to retrieve a racy videotape that winds up in the wrong hands.
The Mugging
A reluctant Ellen is persuaded to come forward as the witness to a mugging she never saw.
Give Me Equity or Give Me Death
When Ellen decides to put down roots and buy a home of her own, she's unprepared for the price--the cost of her beloved
A Deer Head for Joe
When her new boss, Ed, decides that Joe must go, Ellen resorts to trickery to get him rehired.
Splitsville, Man
When her parents decide to separate, Ellen's the one who's broken up.
The Parent Trap
Ellen plots to reunite her parents by recreating their honeymoon, transforming her apartment into a 1958 Cuban nightclub
Looking Out for Number One
In therapy, Ellen learns to be honest and direct, but she's dumbstruck when she sees her therapist in a shocking positio
The Bubble Gum Incident
Ellen and Paige attend their 25th camp reunion, where Paige seeks revenge on the girl who put gum in her hair,
Harold and Ellen
Ellen tries to bond with her father, Paige is bent out of shape when Spence accepts a wedding invitation from an ex-girl
Not So Great Expectations
Ellen is distraught when her mother starts dating and follows her and her date to a country/western club, intent on brea
The Pregnancy Test
A home pregnancy test causes Ellen, Paige and Audrey to rethink their lives. Meanwhile, a life-saving experience prompt
Kiss My Bum
Ellen feels like a turkey when she unwittingly invites a homeless man to Thanksgiving dinner.
Bowl, Baby, Bowl
Ellen experiences the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat when she and Ed engage in a sports competition.
Fleas Navidad
Ellen bites off more than she can chew when she rescues an abandoned dog at Christmas.
Alone Again... Naturally
Ellen conquers being alone by doing fun things on her own. Meanwhile, Spence and Joe wreak havoc on Paige's vacant apar
Joe's Kept Secret
When Ellen accepts a favor from Joe's wealthy older girlfriend, the repercussions are relentless.
Makin' Whoopie
Ellen accompanies Spence to an important party thrown by a surgeon he's trying to impress, but it's Ellen who makes the
Ellen Unplugged
Ellen fulfills an adolescent fantasy when she goes to Rock and Roll Dream Camp.
Ellen's Deaf Comedy Jam
Ellen misinterprets the signs of a handsome deaf actor, and Spence gets his signals mixed when Paige's former fiance ret
Hello, Dalai
Peter confronts Ellen at a spiritual retreat while a robber at Buy the Book confronts Paige, Spence, Joe and Audrey.
Secrets & Ellen
After a lifetime of white lies, Ellen comes clean with her hard-to-please grandmother. Meanwhile, Paige treats Spence t
Reversal of Misfortune
Ellen's eagerness to support her parents' divorce unexpectedly brings the couple closer together.
The Clip Show Patient
Volunteering at a hospital, Ellen tries to regale an incapacitated English patient with memories of her past.
The Puppy Episode (1)
Ellen senses a kindred spirit when she meets a gay woman, who enlightens her to her own sexual identity. Confused by th
The Puppy Episode (2)
Ellen senses a kindred spirit when she meets a gay woman, who enlightens her to her own sexual identity. Confused by th
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah
Ellen deals with the ramifications of telling her parents she's gay.
Moving On
Ellen experiences personal and professional upheaval when she moves into her new home and has an honest talk with Ed.
Guys or Dolls
While on a double date with Spence, Paige and a dumb lesbian, Ellen runs into former boyfriend Dan. He is taken aback b
Social Climber
Ellen fakes athletic prowess to impress Lisa, her very attractive ""spinning"" instructor, but on a mountain-climbing tr
Roommates
Ellen's new neighbors offer to introduce her to a friend who is looking for a ""roommate,"" which, according to Audrey a
Gay Yellow Pages
Ellen feels pressured to support gay businesses, but a gay plumber nearly sends her housewarming party down the drain.
Just Coffee
Ellen goes on a date with her mortgage broker, but starts to think she's the only one looking for romance.
G.I. Ellen
Ellen accompanies her father to his annual Civil War re-enactment.
Public Display of Affection
Ellen faces her toughest challenge yet in a relationship: winning the approval of her new girlfriend's 12-year-old daugh
Emma
Thanks to Paige, Ellen lands a job as personal assistant to Emma Thompson and discovers that, not only is Thompson gay,
Like a Virgin
Laurie has prepared for a big romantic evening with flowers, fine wine and a homemade dinner, but she still needs Ellen
All Ellen, All the Time
Ellen gets a job at a small, all-talk radio station, but when the Sports Chat host leaves in a huff, she's left to fill
Break Up
Ellen and Laurie hit a crossroads on their one-month anniversary after Laurie misinterprets Ellen's offer to move in.
Womyn Fest
Ellen takes Paige and Audrey to a female only concert in Berkeley to have a good time after her break up with Laurie. M
The Funeral
When Laurie's father dies suddenly, Ellen must help her make peace with the family that shut her out when she revealed h
Escape from L.A.
Ellen and Laurie take their first trip together, to San Diego. However, a problem arises when Ellen wants to party and
Ellen in Focus
Ellen and Joe join Paige's focus group, so that her new cop show will receive high marks and need minimal changes before
Neighbors
Ellen tries to make friends with her neighbors, but they keep catching her in strange coincidences. After all, why woul
It's a Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay World!
After Spence sniffs a heavy dose of insecticide, he awakens in a world where being gay is normal, Joe is in love with hi
Hospital
Ellen rushes to the hospital after discovering that Laurie was in a car accident. While waiting for news on her conditi
Ellen: A Hollywood Tribute (1)
A parody of the career of Ellen DeGeneres, celebrating her 75 years in show business.
Ellen: A Hollywood Tribute (2)
A parody of the career of Ellen DeGeneres, celebrating her 75 years in show business.
When Ellen Talks, People Listen
Ellen tries to encourage her radio audience to be nicer, but instead they become more hostile.
Vows
When Ellen's parents renew their vows, it prompts Ellen to think about taking her relationship with Laurie to the next l
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