Seasons & Episodes
Welcome to Whispering Pines
When Ted moves to Whispering Pines Retirement Village, he discovers life in the slow lane is very hectic. He's stalked b
Ted Bullpitt, Love God & Legend
Ted's peaceful retirement is turned into chaos when his granddaughter, Terri, comes to stay and Johnno's "gardening vide
The Revenge of Neville
Ted is at odds with the rest of the village when he refuses to move Neville, his much loved concrete garden Aborigine, d
The Green, Green Grass of Darcy
Joan Collins has erotic plans for Ted, but when Darcy's secret crop of "special herbs" are accidentally mixed into Ted's
The Revenge of Zorro
When the airport flight paths are re-routed over Whispering Pines retirement village, Ted and Johnno fight back with the
The Battle of the Bulge
Ted and Johnno embark on a scheme to win free food and money when they sign up with a new weight loss program and Joan d
Up, Up, and Away!
Samantha turns to Joan for expert advice when her boyfriend is unable to "perform". Meanwhile Ted's life is destroyed wh
Pickle Me Onions
Samantha's plans to impress the chairman are thrown into chaos when Ted and Johnno's arguments about who makes the best
Cats Can Fly
The residents are fascinated when Joan starts writing a sex advice column for the aged. Ted's battle with Madge Burrows'
Cup Day Doom
The village is shocked when Samantha negotiates the sale of the doomed Villa 39 to Australia's great sports legend, Dawn
A Horse Named Deidre
Excitement grips the village when a resident dies and leaves them a racehorse. Meanwhile Ted's life is ruined by the sur
Bye Bye Birdie
Ted's battle with a nesting magpie escalates to war. Excitement grips the village when Samantha announces a famous celeb
Come Fly with Me
When Ted's and Joan's pills get mixed up they both go through amazing personality changes. And the annual village holida
Grey Power versus the Bank
When the local bank branch is set to close, the village residents fight back by enlisting the help of a crusading curren
Flying the Coop
Samantha's job is under threat when a new, luxury retirement village opens across the road from Whispering Pines. Meanwh
Chicken Licken Stricken
After Darcy sells some stolen poultry to the residents, the whole village faces the threat of Hong Kong Chicken Virus wh
The Phoney War
When the village phone system collapses, Samantha and the residents turn to urban warfare to force Telstra to come and f
We of the Neville Neville
Samantha is delighted and intrigued to receive letters from a secret admirer in the village and Ted is shocked to discov
One Hump or Two?
Joan plans a return to the stage with her former lover and leading man, Tyrone Wilde and Ted gets a bad case of Hump Rag
Abracadabra... I Think
The villagers are in for some surprises when an absent-minded magician moves in and Samantha wins a personal trainer for
Too Many Teds
Johnno's cybersex affair backfires when his secret internet lover turns up and Samantha's gala pool reopening party is d
Desperate and Dateless
Samantha joins a dating agency and Johnno hypnotizes Darcy to recall the recipe of his very popular salad dressing.
The Flying Circus
Everyone in the village has to give blood and Johnno and Ted have a fight over Johnno's new radio controlled model plane
Johnno the Chick Magnet
A crime wave is sweeping the village. Samantha is chosen to front the Pines Corporation's TV commercials and after an ar
Ted Bullpitt's Love Child
The Bullpitt household is thrown into chaos when Terri is told to leave the village, Uncle Bob turns up with another sho
Everybody Loved That Bloody Cat
Samantha finally meets the man of her dreams. Ted's house is invaded by a vicious Rottweiler dog who's obsessed with TV,
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