Seasons & Episodes
The Arthur Haynes Show
Hobo Haynes and a series of other working class characters fight back against the authorities and anybody else who might
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Arthur plays a saucy garage proprietor and an inept workman who comes in to repair Nick's house - 'Nick' being Arthur's
Episode 5
Plumbers are the subject of Arthur's humour in one sketch; his famous tramp also makes an appearance, and is found in a
Episode 6
Arthur is anything but a typical telephone operator, with Nicholas Parsons conducting an investigation into the telephon
Episode 7
A day in the country is the subject for one sketch, with Arthur as the father of the family that is planning the trip ve
Episode 8
Arthur takes three guises in this show - those of a photographer, assisted by Leslie Noyes, a burglar (raiding Nicholas
Episode 9
A London bus, as Arthur remembers from his days as a conductor, provides some unexpected sights, and in this programme L
Episode 10
Arthur has difficulties with a vacuum-cleaner salesman, and Nicholas Parsons has difficulty in obtaining a new suit - pa
Episode 11
Several theatrical luminaries come together for this show, including Noel Hood, Jennifer Schooling, Leslie Noyes, Fred R
Episode 12
A 'To Let' notice draws an enthusiastic property hunter in the portly shape of Arthur - at the unearthly hour of 2am. He
Episode 13
Have you ever been sitting comfortably in a train when another passenger attempts to get on with something there isn't r
Episode 14
Arthur tries to sell a barman a pair of riding boots, providing a great deal of hard bargaining, then reveals the art of
Episode 15
Buying a classical record, you might think, is a straightforward task - but not when Arthur and Leslie are the shop owne
Episode 16
Arthur attempts to board a bus while accompanying a friend who has his head locked in a large chest; Dorothy Dampier is
Episode 1
Arthur shows how to get a double whiskey for sixpence, but isn't so lucky when he breaks into a house only to find fello
Episode 2
Arthur has a free tour of a Tudor stately home - courtesy of Nicholas Parsons - before adopting his tramp persona and g
Episode 3
Kenneth Griffith plays a tramp who studies the stock market, while Wendy Richard plays the daughter who finds an aristoc
Episode 4
Athur has a worrying time as a lighthouse keeper confronted by a Nazi who thinks the War's still on, while economics stu
Episode 5
Glyn Houston takes on a familiar role as a newspaper editor, while Arthur and Leslie excel themselves when they try to t
Episode 6
Arthur and Dermot choose to hide in the very barn that thieves use to deposit their ill-gotten gains; Arthur then plays
Episode 7
Arthur's tramp has a few things to say about democracy and the landed gentry, before telling an unfortunate architect wh
Episode 8
The long-suffering Nicholas finds himself in hospital, his leg in plaster and suspended over the bed; but his pain is no
Episode 9
Arthur and Dermot plague a casualty department, before causing an unfortunate misunderstanding with a tailor's dummy on
Episode 10
Arthur and Leslie are two builders causing chaos as they try to get Nicholas's heating going, while with fellow tramp D
Episode 11
The reading room of a gentlemen's club is a hallowed haven of tradition and mutual respect. So what sort of man would be
Episode 12
Ex-boxer Freddie Mills and actress Rita Webb assist in this show, with Arthur getting on the wrong side of Freddie befor
Episode 13
The theme of this show is money: Arthur plays both the Chancellor of the Exchequer - who's miffed to hear he isn't invi
Episode 14
Nicholas is the unlucky train passenger whose reading is interrupted by Arthur's assorted eccentricities. And only Arthu
Episode 15
Nicholas shows a dangerous liking for the wrong team when he goes for a shave at the barber's, then experiences further
Episode 16
The setting is a hotel; the guest is Nicholas; the garrulous busybody who enters the room is Arthur, and Nick has every
Episode 17
A most unusual interview between doctor and patient takes place when Nicholas visits his psychiatrist - who happens to
Episode 18
Arthur's indignant when the bank loses his pound note, but as a tramp he has no such worries: somewhat surprisingly, he'
Episode 19
Anyone who's been pestered in a park by an intrusive stranger will sympathise with Nicholas's character in this show; an
Episode 20
Joan Newell plays a dowager in an inhospitable manor house, with Nicholas as manservant and Arthur as duke; a contrastin
Episode 21
Arthur goes from one extreme to the other in this show, donning the mantle of a medieval English king before playing a
