Rab C. Nesbitt

Country

Rab decides to take the family up to the highlands for the weekend.

Lesson

When Rab is released from prison, and Mary doesn't want him back, he moves in with Jamesie and begins to have flashbacks

Domestic

When Rab returns home to find his weans have been taken into care, he's so upset he can hardly finish his kebab.

That's Entertainment

Rab comes into contact with Social Services reject and local headcase Young Young McGurn.

Ethics

Rab finds himself in the middle of a moral dilemma. After saving a wino from drowning, the man decides to leave sole res

Life Has Meaning

Rab has an argument with the devil worshipper who lives next door, and gets a curse put on him.

Rich

Mary lands a job with a lecherous boss, and Rab, fearing she may dump him, turns to his pal Jamesie Cotter for advice on

Touch

Mary has a new job, but her boss seems a bit too friendly, which makes Rab think that she's having an affair.

Gifted

A strange new affliction is visited on the Nesbitt household. Rab's younger son Burney has been diagnosed as gifted and

Wean

With Ella's biological clock ticking loudly and husband Jamesie less potent than a seedless orange, parenthood seems a p

Right

The beer-swilling Scottish sage decides to behave respectably on his release from jail. But with Burney adopting fascist

Cell

Rab is thrown into a grimy police cell for being drunk and disorderly and is shocked to find a guard pointing a gun at h

Love

Rab is back living with his mother, because he is unable to say to Mary that he loves her. Family member Screech is livi

Mother

Rab is living rough out on the local dump, when he gets some sad news concerning his mother.

Buckfast

Rab and Jamesie take a spiritual trip to the Buckfast Abbey brewery.

Test

Rab needs to wear glasses after having his eyes tested and Mary is reluctant to go for another smear test.

Eorpa

The Govan local TV station gets excited when both Rab and Jamesie are accused of committing murder.

Further

Norrie the barman can't find anyone to volunteer for the brewery sponsored charity walk across Scotland, until he mentio

Affair

Whilst Mary is eagerly anticipating the Nesbitts' twentieth wedding anniversary, Rab is tempted into an affair with Susa

Fuel

Mary and Rab take a romantic trip to the Lake District where Rab becomes an environmental crusader against a local pharm

Lottery

Rab and Mary have a win on the football pools but it doesn't bring them the happiness that they expected it to.

Pie

Shug comes to Govan and wants to start up his own pie shop but he doesn't know about the local pie mafia, who don't like

Racket

The Nesbitts appear on an American-style talk show after being accused of annoying their next-door neighbour to death.

Father

Rab recalls his family history after finding his long-lost brother Gash Sr.

Fast

Mary seems strangely calm when told that Rab's benefits have been suspended.

Wild

Rab is spending a lot of time at his newly acquired allotment, which causes Mary to look for her own excitement with an

Growth

After a visit to the doctor, Rab is diagnosed with a cancerous growth and has to undergo chemotherapy treatment.

Semmitry

Rab is in the hospital cancer ward and the constant attention of the hospital reverend is starting to get on his nerves.

Bulbs

Rab joins Jamesie's trip to Amsterdam to supposedly see the bulbfields but on arrival, Rab finds out that Jamesie is onl

Binge

Rab and Jamesie take Gash out on a traditional three day drinking binge before he gets married.

New

The thought of a new Labour government and a new daughter-in-law, makes Rab start to feel his age.

Cocktails

The relief barman at the pub is an ex-Broadmoor resident called Mad Dog, who quickly leaves Rab and Jamesie struggling w

Duel

Rab goes on a booze cruise to Millport which opens up some old wounds for him.

Property

Mary gets mugged while out walking, and Gash decides to leave his wife and go off with her sister.

Community

Everyone in Govan is sad at the news that Country singer Marilou Devine has tragically passed away, except for Rab who h

Back

Rab is suffering from a bad back, but that doesn't stop Jamesie from sticking an emotional knife into it.

Heat

After serving a jail sentence for setting fire to the house because Mary had gone off with Jamesie, Rab gets a job as a

Commons

MP Tony Welthorpe agrees to swap lifestyles with Rab, after being challenged to see if he can live on state benefits for

Night

Rab can't get to sleep because of his bad back, and matters are made worse by the arrival of Jamesie, who is hiding from

Fruit

Gash's girlfriend Bridie is due to give birth to Rab's first grandchild.

Bug

After a visit to the doctor to cure his feelings of restlessness proves pointless, Rab decides to explore his spiritual

Trips

Rab is trying to organise the invitations to Barney Feeney's birthday booze-up, where the men are hoping to run riot and

Heal

Rab and Mary welcome their son Gash back to the family home and become reacquainted with their granddaughter Peaches. Me

Signal

When a mobile phone mast appears in Govan, Rab turns rabble-rouser to fire up the community. It's driving everyone up th

Candy

Rab embraces his feminine side as part of his most outrageous social security scam yet. Meanwhile, Mary does her best to

Passion

Rab struggles to get his head round all the angles in a love triangle involving his son Gash, his local barmaid Camille

Muse

Rab finds himself at a posh supper for namesake Rabbie Burns. Rab locks horns with filth magnet Saunders McClure, a slim

Bottle

Rab and Jamesie get caught up in a series of misadventures while trying to fulfill the last wishes of an old dying woman

Broke

When Rab returns home he finds out that Mary has kidnapped the Government Minister for Work as revenge for losing her jo

Fugue

The bottom falls out of the cleaning business, so Mary and Ella put their singing talents to good use by forming a girl

Cuts

Jamesie's philandering ways finally catch up with him when he learns he is about to become a father - and when he comes

Fight

The drop-in centre falls victim to council cuts, so Rab fights back, but when a spot on local radio and a meeting with t

Role

Peaches chooses Rab as her role model for a school project, but when he recognises her teacher as a fellow member of his

Stool

The new minister arrives at Rab's church with two serious drawbacks - she is a woman and English.

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