Seasons & Episodes
Christmas
JP believes it is Christmas in the middle of March, and so to humour him, the other Pets decide to hold the event. Unfor
Pregnant
After a wild party, a hungover Hamish is told by JP and Trevor that he had sex with Davina while he was drunk, and three
Pleasure
Trevor has an unreachable itch on his back, which the other Pets refuse to scratch. Frustrated, he decides to use an unc
American Beauty
Hamish discovers that Trevor has placed a poor bet in his name with money borrowed from a violent, psychopathic criminal
On Hold
Hamish finds himself being held in an excessively long queue on the phone in his attempt to make a call.
Consider Yourself
In a parody of Sherlock Holmes, Trevor tells JP the story of his Victorian ancestor; a detective who discovered the iden
The Miracle
When an archangel unblocks the downstairs toilet, Hamish insists the house become religious as an act of respect.
Conspiracy Theory
While watching a television documentary about John F. Kennedy, the Pets' power supply is cut off. Cue a flashback to the
Constipation
After suffering from constipation for fourteen months, Hamish reluctantly tries Trevor's suggestion of eating a pair of
Death
Trevor dies after choking on a fishbone. Later, however, all of the other Pets are able to see him as a ghost.
Halloween
JP holds a Halloween party in the living room. Meanwhile, Hamish attempts to cryogenically freeze himself, in order to a
Hostage
Hamish goes over the edge and holds JP hostage, much to the bewilderment of Davina and Trevor, who are forced to negotia
Money
When Trevor finds a suitcase full of money under the floorboards, he and Hamish conspire to kill Davina and JP and keep
Drugs
Trevor sends himself and the rest of the Pets on a psychedelic trip when he puts LSD incorrectly delivered by a drug dea
Robot Wars
JP is convinced a UFO has landed in the garden, and soon he, Davina and Trevor begin to behave strangely around Hamish.
Presumed Very Guilty
When Davina is found dead in Hamish's sleeping basket, he is put on trial for murder by Trevor.
Talent
Trevor enters Stars in Their Eyes, performing as Marilyn Monroe, much to the disgust of Hamish.
Star Gate
JP discovers an interdimensional time portal in the airing cupboard, which leads to an exact replica of the Pets' house,
Manumission Impossible
Hamish is convinced the other Pets are throwing parties in the kitchen in the early hours of the morning simply to spite
Possessed
Trevor holds a séance, and when Hamish sceptically observes it, he is possessed by the spirit of Judy Garland and later
Reincarnation
Hamish hangs himself and is sent to Heaven, however, he is soon brought back to life by Trevor.
World War II in Colour
In a retelling of World War II that takes place in the Pets' home, Hamish becomes convinced that a Nazi spy is hiding am
Curse of the Mummy
When JP discovers a copy of the Book of the Dead, he unwittingly places a curse on himself, Hamish and Trevor, which tur
Mexican
After listening to a Spanish language tape, Hamish begins to act like a stereotypical Mexican man, much to the annoyance
Satan
In order to fend off his boredom, Trevor attempts to conjure Satan, much to the dismay of Hamish.
Business
In a parody of The Godfather, a mysterious package is delivered to the Pets' home, which includes a dead fish and a lett
The Making of Pets
Trevor takes us on an exclusive and foul-mouthed guided tour behind the scenes of Pets.
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