Seasons & Episodes
An Ensign for McHale
Ensign Charles Parker reports for duty as the new Executive Officer of the PT 73, to a not-so-warm welcome from McHale a
A Purple Heart for Gruber
Lester Gruber has been given the job of laundering Captain Binghamton's uniforms. When a Japanese sub fires on the PT 73
McHale and His Seven Cupids
McHale decides that what Ensign Parker really needs is a girl friend. He convinces Parker that he is suffering from an a
PT 73, Where Are You?
Binghamton grants McHale and the 73 Crew a week's liberty in New Caledonia, but they must postpone their trip, when the
Movies Are Your Best Diversion
When McHale and his men are assigned the duty of averting a Japanese attack on a US convoy, they use the soundtracks of
Operation Wedding Party
McHale tries to figure out a way for Christy and his true love, Lt. Gloria Winters, to get married, even though it is ag
Who Do the Voodoo?
Chief Urulu demands monetary compensation from the Navy, for destroying the coconut trees on his island, and puts a curs
Three Girls on an Island
A plane with the Singing Tyler Sisters aboard is forced down with engine trouble on a deserted island. McHale and The 7
McHale's Paradise Motel
Binghamton sends McHale and The 73 Crew on a recon mission to a supposedly deserted island, where they make a ‘Hom
The Battle of McHale's Island
McHale and the boys cook up a scheme to keep Binghamton from building a new Officer's Club on McHale's island.
The Day They Captured Santa Claus
Mchale decides for Christmas he and the crew of PT-73 will pay a visit to the Sister Monique and the children dressed up
Beauty and the Beast
A Photo Journalist for the Office of War Information – An extremely unpleasant person, with whom McHale is famili
The Captain's Mission
Binghamton's reputation as a ‘desk jockey' brings on a desire for some real combat experience, so, while McHale is
Send Us a Hero
A U.S. Congresswoman comes to Taratupa, to find a War Hero to take on a Stateside War Bond tour, and Parker and the boys
The Captain Steals a Cook
Another of Gruber's shady enterprises backfires, when Binghamton gets a taste of the delicious Polynesian cuisine that F
The Ensign Gets a Zero
Complications arise, when Gruber falsifies Parker's gunnery score to keep Parker from being shipped out.
The Big Raffle
Christy finds out he's about to become a Father, so, while McHale is away in New Caledonia, Parker and the boys come up
One of Our Engines Is Missing
The 73's engines are dying, and Binghamton uses the situation as an excuse to have McHale and his Crew reassigned. So Mc
The Natives Get Restless
Some local natives – Who depend on McHale and his men for their income – Are up in arms over Binghamton's
The Confidence Game
Parker requests a transfer, when he feels he's not getting the respect he deserves. So, to change his mind, and build u
Six Pounds from Paradise
The Navy has issued a directive stating that all overweight Combat Officers will be shipped out, and, when Binghamton go
Washing Machine Charlie
A pesky Japanese Pilot – Whom the base personnel have dubbed ‘Washing Machine Charlie' – Is wreaking
Nippon Nancy Calling
When a Japanese radio announcer broadcasts details about Captain Binghamton that only someone close to him would know, B
One Enchanted Weekend
Lovely Yvette Gerard has invited Parker to join her for a weekend at her island home. When Binghamton denies him leave,
The Mothers of PT 73
Trouble ensues, when Parker inadvertently invites three of the 73 Crew's Mothers – Including his own – To
H.M.S. 73
Binghamton schemes to get McHale chosen for a Liaison Officer's position, in Sydney, Austrailia. But, when McHale finds
A Wreath for McHale
McHale and the 73 Crew are missing, and presumed dead, and Binghamton uses the situation for attention from a visiting W
Portrait of a Peerless Leader
A Naval Personnel Officer is coming to check out McHale for a stateside training position. Binghamton leads McHale and
Instant Democracy
Gruber does some shady trading with Chief Urulu involving Navy property, and McHale is arrested, and threatened with cou
Camera, Action, Panic
A Combat Photographer comes to Taratupa, to film a P.T. crew in action. But trouble erupts, when Gruber swipes the Phot
Alias Captain Binghamton
The 73 gets a new crew member, who turns out to be a trouble-maker. McHale and the 73 crew cook up a wild plan to get r
Parents Anonymous
McHale and the 73 crew return from a mission, to find that a young Asian orphan girl has taken up residence on their isl
McHale's Millions
The 73 Crew investigates the crash site of a Japanese transport plane, which is loaded with 4 million dollars' worth of
The Hillbillies of PT 73
Willy is devastated when he gets a letter from his best girl “ Back home, in the hills of Tennessee“ Informing him t
The Monster of McHale's Island
A Navy transport plane develops engine trouble, and is forced down at Taratupa. One of it's passengers is an Admiral's
Uncle Admiral
An Admiral from Naval Operations “ Who just happens to be a ranking member of the Promotions Board“ Is stopping in,
The Day the War Stood Still
During a search for some stolen goods, while McHale and the 73 Crew are out on a recon mission, Binghamton catches Fuji,
The Binghamton Murder Plot
After laying some unusually harsh punishments on McHale and the 73 Crew, Binghamton mistakenly gets the impression that
McHale and His Schweinhunds
Parker is feeling somewhat depressed, after getting scared during a chase after a Japanese patrol boat, especially after
Is There a Doctor in the Hut?
The boys need to get to New Caledonia, but Binghamton denies leave. He changes his mind, however, when he finds that Mo
To Binghamton with Love
McHale and The Crew are in hot water again, this time, over the mis-use of the 73. But Binghamton drops the charges, wh
Have Kimono, Will Travel
While trying to prevent McHale and the 73 Crew from putting on a show for the Taratupa personnel, Binghamton winds up in
Today I Am a Man!
Parker requests a transfer, when a cute blonde Nurse he's involved with unintentionally demoralizes him. So, McHale, Th
Jolly Wally
Eager to have a well-known War Correspondent do a story on him, Binghamton makes Parker – Who is the Corresponden
Scuttlebutt
Tinker's best girl dumps him for a fighter pilot, so, Gruber, and the rest of the Crew fabricate a tall rumor, to build
The August Teahouse of Quint McHale
Binghamton is stressed out, and long past due for a leave, and McHale and the boys have a special reason to make sure he
French Leave for McHale
McHale and the boys transport Binghamton to a staff meeting in New Caledonia, and, to keep them out of trouble, Binghamt
The Happy Sleepwalker
A Letter for Fuji
The 73 Crew's heart-sick Japanese friend, Fuji, must get a letter to his best girl, back home in Japan. But, a secret mi
My Ensign, the Lawyer
Tinker is arrested for the theft of Binghamton's printing press, and The Captain taps Parker to be Tinker's Defense Coun
Orange Blossom for McHale
A new Navy directive - Ordering all married Officers to be shipped home - Prompts Binghamton to scheme to get McHale mar
Creature from McHale's Lagoon
Gruber and the guys try to make some money with some phony pearl oysters, but their scheme backfires, when a greedy Bing
A Medal for Parker
Major complications develop when the guys send a chapter of Parker's war novel - Including a highly fictionalized accoun
The Balloon Goes Up
Binghamton is offered a promotion and transfer up to Fleet HQ, but must first reconcile a shortage in the base's equipme
Who'll Buy My Sarongs?
A business venture - Involving the manufacture and sale of sarongs to the Base personnel - Has the guys divided into two
Evil-Eye Parker
When Binghamton refuses permission for McHale and The Crew to put on a big show, to raise funds for the local Orphanage,
The Great Impersonation
Parker - A dead-ringer for an important British General - Agrees to put his life on the line, by posing as The General,
Urulu's Paradise West
Binghamton is ordered to purchase one of Chief Urulu's islands, for the construction of a radar station. But, Urulu - Kn
Dear Diary
Binghamton gets hold of Parker's diary, which includes details of the Crew's shady activities. After the guys steal the
Babette Go Home
The Novocain Mutiny
Fuji has a bad toothache, and McHale and The Crew must figure out a way to get him in to the Dentist, during an inspecti
Stars Over Taratupa
Five-time Oscar-winning Director John Burton comes to Taratupa, to shoot a documentary on PT boats, and their Crews, and
Comrades of PT 73
A Russian Naval Officer reports to McHale for PT Boat training, and, soon disgusted with the 73 Crew's lack of disciplin
Return of Big Frenchy
The French thief and con-artist first talks Binghamton out of a load of Navy supplies, then cons Parker into helping him
Alias PT 73
After being restricted to base by Binghamton, McHale and the guys mock up a damaged PT boat, to look like the 73, so tha
The Rage of Taratupa
While temporarily assigned to the 73 Crew, a lazy, pampered, rock and roll star is captured by a Japanese patrol, while
Ensign Parker, E.S.P.
To keep Parker from being shipped out, McHale and The Crew try to help the Ensign raise a thousand bucks, to replace a s
The McHale Mob
Impressed by a gangster movie he's recently seen, Chief Urulu plays mob chieftain and refuses to sign the document allow
Carpenter in Command
In temporary command of the base, while Binghamton recovers from a broken leg, and drunk with power, Carpenter gets the
Marryin' Chuck
Gruber and the guys pick up a few souvenirs, during a mission, unknowing that they're valuable items stolen by the Japan
The Dart Gun Wedding
Binghamton bows to pressure from the snobbish, swinging-bachelor Son of his former employer, in the hope of returning to
A Da-Da for Christy
Christy's little daughter is about to say her first words and his wife has arranged to have it broadcast to him via ham
The Ghosts of 73
When Binghamton discovers how superstitious McHale and The Crew are, he devises a plan to scare them into transferring o
Lester, the Skipper
With his letters home, Gruber has led his girlfriend to believe that he's a Lieutenant Commander, and, when the girl pay
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad War
Left alone on the 73, in New Caledonia, while McHale attends a staff meeting, and the Crew are on an unauthorized libert
McHale, the Desk Commando
Binghamton fakes an illness, and checks into the base hospital, appointing McHale as temporary Base Commander, to face a
McHale's Floating Harem
Ordered to provide a safe haven for a Sultan and his 3 Daughters, Binghamton is forced to send McHale and The 73 Crew to
Laugh, Captain, Laugh
After Parker nearly drowns Binghamton, during an accident on the 73, The Captain calls for a Fitness Board Inquiry to de
Will the Alligator Take the Stand?
After Binghamton devises a scheme to frame McHale and The Crew for the theft of his wallet, Parker is arrested, and char
The British Also Have Ensigns
Binghamton has an ulterior motive, when he temporarily assigns a clumsy, bumbling British Sub-Lieutenant to the 73 Crew.
Senator Parker, Suh!
After Parker is passed over again, for a promotion, Gruber devises a way for him to vent his frustrations, which winds u
Fountain of Youth
While out on maneuvers with McHale and the 73 Crew, Binghamton discovers what he thinks is The Fountain Of Youth. But M
The Great Eclipse
The Navy needs an airstrip on an island inhabited by fierce head-hunters, and McHale and the 73 Crew get some help from
McHale and His Jet Set
McHale and the boys help Binghamton get even, when he buys some ocean-front property in New Caledonia, from an unscrupul
Christy Goes Traveling
Complications arise, when Christy – Desperate to see his Daughter, on her 2nd birthday – Stows away on a b
The Missing Link
Parker is in Binghamton's dog house, again, but gets off the hook, when Leadbottom's Niece – An Anthropology stud
Fuji's Big Romance
McHale and the boys take Fuji along to a big luau on a nearby island, where he falls for a lovely native girl, who has a
The Stool Parrot
Binghamton's ‘No-Fraternization' policy forces McHale and the boys to find a secret location for a big party they'
The PT 73 Follies
Marooned on a supposedly deserted island, for their mandatory survival test, Parker and Binghamton are captured by a Jap
The Truth Hurts
In an effort to get the goods on the 73 Crew, Binghamton lures the boys into the hospital, under false pretenses, and ha
The Late Captain Binghamton
After The Captain has his annual physical exam, the guys see an opportunity to get him out of the way for a while, and '
McHale's Floating Laundromat
In an effort to gather evidence of any shady activities, Binghamton appoints Carpenter as the 73's new Executive Officer
All Chiefs and No Indians
When Binghamton learns that all Chief Petty Officers are to be shipped out, he talks all the guys into taking the exam f
Pumpkin Takes Over
After Admiral Rogers mistakes a pretty young Nurse for Binghamton's wife, McHale and Parker must hustle to keep the situ
The Seven Faces of Ensign Parker
After the guys swipe Binghamton's dictation machine, Parker is nailed for the crime, while in the process of returning i
The Return of Maggie
McHale's gambling, conniving, saloon-keeping old friend - Maggie Monohan - Is back in business, in New Caledonia, and Bi
Send This Ensign to Camp
Struck on the head, during a Japanese raid, Parker develops regressive amnesia, and thinks he's returned to his childhoo
By the Numbers, Paint
Major complications develop, when Gruber and the guys - Desperate to raise $300, for a tonsillectomy for Christy's littl
Chuckie Cottontail
While searching McHale's island for some stolen eggs, Binghamton, Carpenter, and Admiral Hardesty are captured by Japane
The Great Necklace Caper
Binghamton panics, when he learns that Naval Intelligence is on it's way to investigate the disappearance of a $1000 jad
Will the Real Admiral Please Stand Up?
Binghamton and McHale have been sent to negotiate the oil rights to the oil-rich island nation of Durani. But The Shah
Hello, McHale? Colonna!
After running into Jerry Colonna, in New Caledonia, McHale and the guys talk the bug-eyed, mustachioed comic into making
Rumble on Taratupa
Binghamton tries to frame the 73 Crew for the manufacture and sale of illegal liquor, and has them all thrown into the b
All Ahead, Empty
When an MIT-trained electronics wizard comes to the base to convert the 73 into a fully automated, remote-controlled ves
The Vampire of Taratupa
Angry after another mishap with Parker, Binghamton assigns the Ensign to coast-watching duty in a hazardous location. Bu
Birth of a Salesman
After learning that his stateside employer has closed down, Binghamton lands a job as an insurance salesman, under the c
A Star Falls on Taratupa
In response to a letter from Gruber and the guys, a glamorous movie star makes the trip to Taratupa, with a plan to crea
Make Room for Orvie
Binghamton pressures a young new member of the 73 Crew into spying on McHale and the guys, to try to gather evidence of
War, Italian Style
McHale, the 73 Crew, Captain Binghamton, and Lieutenant Carpenter have all been transferred to a base in the little coas
The Bathtub Thief
While in search of a hot shower, McHale, Parker, Gruber, and Tinker are trapped by a German patrol, behind enemy lines,
Marriage, McHale Style
Binghamton angers the local Italians, after forbidding their fraternization with Naval personnel, but must quickly make
Guiseppe McHale
During his absence from the base, against orders, McHale is spared an AWOL charge, with help from his Italian cousin, wh
A Nip in Time
Gruber and the guys find that there is money to be made, in the lucrative German war souvenir market, and, after they, M
Piazza Binghamtoni
After Binghamton throws Parker into the brig, under several unfair charges, McHale and Mayor Lugatto must cooperate in a
The Bald-Headed Contessa
After both Binghamton and Harrigan catch McHale and the guys having some unauthorized R&R in the home of an Italian Cont
Voltafiore Fish-Fry
After General Bronson cracks down on wartime profiteering, Mayor Lugatto tricks McHale into going into the fishing busin
A Wine Cellar Is Not a Home
Fed up with their less-than-pleasant accommodations, McHale and the guys move to an abandoned wine cellar, and furnish i
Vino, Vino, Who's Got the Vino?
Binghamton is determined to get hold of a stash of stolen rare wine, for a gift to the General; Mayor Lugatto wants the
The McHale Opera Company
Mayor Lugatto wants the town's opera house back in business, and McHale wants his Crew out of jail. So, they cooperate i
The Good Luck Fountain
Binghamton throws Mayor Lugatto into jail, pending impeachment proceedings for running a racket, in the form of a 'Good
Blitzkrieg at McHale's Beach
After Colonel Harrigan cons Binghamton into moving the 73 Crew into town, so that he can take over McHale's beach, McHal
Reunion for PT 73
Binghamton has the evidence he needs to court martial McHale and the 73 Crew, and has summoned the Judge Advocate Genera
The Return of Guiseppe
After McHale defies Binghamton's orders, and travels to a nearby town, to attend his little cousin's birthday party, Bin
The Boy Scouts of 73
Parker tries, unsuccessfully, to set 3 young Italian thieves on the straight and narrow, with some good old-fashioned Bo
Fire in the Liquor Locker
Gruber and the guys find a way to both make and deliver their homemade liquor when they build a mobile distillery in an
The Fugitive Ensign
Parker takes it on the lam, after an accident with a machine gun has him thinking that he's killed The Captain. After th
The Wacky WAC
After Binghamton arrests an AWOL WAC Corporal and jails her on suspicion of espionage, Parker must play the part of a WA
La Dolce 73
Binghamton devises a scheme to make McHale and the 73 Crew look bad in the eyes of a visiting Congresswoman. But, after
McHale's Country Club Caper
When Binghamton loses $1000 of Navy money to an Italian con man, for the construction of a new golf course, he enlists t
Secret Chimp 007
After learning that German spies are operating in the area, Binghamton arrests McHale and Parker for espionage, thinking
36-24-73
A regulation-quoting lady Ensign tries to help McHale and the Crew make some much-needed money, by providing the partici
My Son, the Skipper
Thinking that McHale has been shipped out, and fed up with the power-drunk Parker, Gruber, Virgil, Tinker, Christy, and
Little Red Riding Doctor
In the midst of the town's 500th anniversary celebration, Binghamton tries to arrange to have a visiting Psychiatrist de
Who Was That German I Saw You With?
During an attempt to impress a famous War Correspondent, Binghamton is taken prisoner by a German patrol, who have disgu
The McHale Grand Prix
McHale and the Crew have a jeep that needs an engine; A local race driver has an engine that needs a car; The Army wants
An Ensign's Best Friend
Concerned about Parker's unusual behavior, McHale and the guys investigate his situation, and are a bit shocked, when th
Binghamton, at 20 Paces
A trigger-happy Italian Count challenges Parker to a duel, and, while McHale and the guys try to help him out of the sit
Wally for Congress
A big-shot Washington Political Boss - With a reputation for turning war heroes into politicians - Is about to pay a vis
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