Seasons & Episodes
Pilot
Tony tries to relate to his teenage daughter, who is embarrassed by his exuberance and out-of-date clothes.
Hammer Time
When Megan breaks her curfew, Tony's reprimand goes practically unnoticed so he decides to take advice from Bernie, who
Grandmaster of the Wolfhunt
Bernie proves to be more popular than Tony when they are both asked to speak at Megan and Mickey's school assembly.
Cool Jerk
Bernie's mechanic insists Tony borrow Dennis Rodman's Hummer when his car is in the shop. When Tony's car is ready he pu
Quest For Fire
Tony follows Bernie's advice and plans a romantic evening for his wife, but Dana doesn't respond to his overtures. Meanw
Mickey Swallows a Bee
When Mickey swallows a bee during a golf competition and is taken to the hospital, he becomes enamored with the medical
The Gift of the Ton-i
When Tony tells his wife that his dad's birthday is coming up, she implies that he couldn't find him a good gift. Offen
Sweet Charity
When Megan's cell phone bill is too high, Tony encourages her to do charity work so she can learn to care for people oth
Thanksgiving
When Bernie and Tony secretly watch a football game on which they've placed a large bet in order to hide their gambling
Mickey Without A Cause
When Mickey loses interest in school and golf, Tony searches for the source of his son's malcontent. After learning that
Enemy at the Gates
Tony encourages Megan to take an interest in Mickey's golf tournament, but is upset when she becomes enamored with Micke
Tony the Tiger
Tony tries to overcome his life-long cowardice by standing up to a smoking bully at a restaurant. When Tony asks a large
Snub Thy Neighbor
Tony's policy of not talking to his new neighbor backfires when he and Dana discover they have not been invited to a nei
Weekend With Bernie
When Dana goes out of town to supervise a monkey transfer from the Chicago Zoo, Tony invites Bernie to recuperate from h
Inky Dinky Don't
Dana tries to ward off her feelings of middle-age by getting a tattoo. When Tony expresses his disapproval, Dana vows to
Colon-Oopscopy
When Tony learns that he needs surgery, he is terrified, but not as scared as when he discovers that his new physician,
Tony Whine-Man
After running into the man who used to relentlessly bully him as a child at summer camp, Tony decides to arrange a camp
Couch Potato
When Megan's soccer coach Mitch leaves, Bernie graciously offers to step in and lead the team. Tony feels like a bad fat
Waiting for Kleinman
Megan is thrilled to get the part of Gretel in the local community theater until the director asks Tony to play Hansel,
Check Mates
The Kleinmans are thrilled when their neighbors, Andrew and Jane, agree to give Dana a large donation for the constructi
Ebony and Irony
When Mickey starts hanging out with Bernie's niece, Erika, Tony invites them to the studio to show them off to his colle
Last Vegas
When Tony and Bernie go to Las Vegas to promote their show, Tony anticipates a fun ""guys' weekend"" with Bernie, until
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