Seasons & Episodes
Move It or Lose It
The Lubbock clan make it to Eureka, California, where Graham's accepting a coaching job at St Auggie's Academy — but t
First Day at School
The first day at school is culture shock for everyone, particularly the girls, who are fawned after by the entire studen
The Birthday Gift
For his birthday, Graham receives an unsigned brown-paper-wrapped shoebox containing $1,233, but is reluctant to keep it
Close Encounters
While the coach is away, the girls will play! Graham and Elizabeth go on a camping trip, leaving eldest daughter Marie
Strangers In The Night
Graham intercepts a note that's being passed around the class, which boasts about a guy having been out with ""the hotte
She Works Hard For The Money
The girls are each to get jobs to help bring in some extra cash. Connie ends up in a meat packing plant; Marie becomes
Voice of God
Elizabeth becomes convinced that she was having a conversation with God, though no one believes her. That is, until a t
The Dinner Test
After letting it slip that she's going out with a guy named Bill, Wendy cruises the library and gets a guy named Ed to p
Coach's Court
When Graham falls through the already-broken porch railing, he conducts a trial with his children to find out who broke
The Merry Mix-Up
Wendy steals Elizabeth's I.D. and Cindy steals Marie's so that the underage duo can sneak into an exclusive dance club.
The Unkindest Cut of All
Graham tries to keep it a secret from the kids that he's going into the hospital for hemorrhoid surgery. But when the g
A Christmas Story
Graham's plans for buying an organ for Elizabeth are altered when the transmission goes out on the station wagon. Frust
Personal Best
The girls are finally allowed to participate in Phys Ed, much to their dismay. When Graham realizes Wendy can run fast,
Song of Constance
Connie gets the opportunity to write for St. Augie's literary journal. After overcoming her writers-block, she finally
Head of the Class
On report card day, Graham convinces Wendy that she's tested in the genius range on IQ tests to increase her learning po
Dream Girls
Introducing the Lubbock Babes! The girls record a record of ""Rock Around the Clock"" for fun. But when Graham tells t
A Day in the Life
When Wendy gets suspended from school, for cutting classes, her punishment is taking over Elizabeth's housewife duties f
Zorro en el Gallinero
The Coach lets a non-English speaking foreign exchange student stay in their home. But after the lights go out, all of
Car in the Pool
While her sisters are yapping in her ear, Marie accidentally taps Father Hargis's car and sends it rolling into the camp
The Critic
Connie gets the opportunity to write a review of the school's stage production of ""Death of a Salesman"" for the newspa
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Marie meets a guy at a party who she's interested in -- but her sisters complain that Russell's too much of a nerd. Mar
Radio Days
A position opens at the campus radio station, and Cindy decides to try to get the job -- though no one thinks she can ge
Puberty Blues
After failing to scare his sisters with his monster make-up, JR inadvertantly impresses a girl scout, who accidentally b
Rock-n-roll Fantasy
After 8 weeks of performing at Danny's, the Lubbock Babes each fantasize about being rich and famous. Marie dreams of s
Betrayal
Wendy and Cindy go out on a double-date. But Cindy's date, Cort, is more interested in Wendy than the girl on his arm.
Quarterback Sneak
Synopsis is forthcoming.
Who Cut the Cheese?
When the family is offered free food from the government, Graham doesn't want to accept charity. So unbeknownst to ever
Risky Business
J.R. and Sherrie get in a fight in the closet under the staircase and break all of Elizabeth's china. In order to repla
A Couple of Swells
Graham and Cindy decide to go on a diet together -- and Elizabeth makes sure they both stick to it.
Simple Gifts
Synopsis is forthcoming.
That Championship Season
Synopsis is forthcoming.
Dangerous Liaison
After a show, a tall-dark-and-handsome stranger buys Wendy a beer and the two go for a joyride. The joy, however, quick
St. Augie's Blues (1)
Synopsis is forthcoming.
St. Augie's Blues (2)
Synopsis is forthcoming.
Skateboard
Synopsis is forthcoming.
Highway to Heaven
Marie and Elizabeth travel to a convent for a two-week trial, but on the way Elizabeth begins to suspect Marie's only do
Comedy Tonight
St Auggie's holds a variety show and the Lubbock clan participate. The Lubbock Babes do thier usual performance, JR and
Poetic Justice
Connie gets a crush on her poetry teacher. So she's exstatic when he invites her to a poetry festival -- unbeknownst to
Perfect Date
Graham sets Wendy up on a date with a scout leader. Wendy retaliates by trying to unleash the animal inside of him.
Snow Job (1)
Gavin Doosler is depressed that he can't go on the annual ski trip -- instead he'll be spending his break at his parents
Snow Job (2)
To recap, the girls snuck off to the beach with Gavin Doosler, instead of partaking in the annual ski trip. Marie was t
False Impressions
Connie ends up wearing a costume to the Medieval Ball that enhances her cleavage. When she gets asked out on a date, sh
Cindy Breaks a Date
Cindy resists the advances of a guy she's dating -- by breaking his arm.
Heartbreaker
When a patron at Danny's drops dead at Marie's feet during her solo, she blames herself for killing him. It makes matte
Ratboy Lives
JR, feeling that he's being overshadowed by his sisters, tries to make his mark by spray-painting ""Ratboy Lives"" on th
Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em
When Graham finds a cigarette in the basement, he drills the kids to find out who it belonged to. He immediately suspec
Slaughter House Ten
Graham and J.R. go to the store for groceries and come back with a cow. When the girls learn that Graham's bought it to
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