Seasons & Episodes
Chapter One: As You Wish
When I was your age, television was called books.
Chapter Two: The Shrieking Eels
I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious history.
Chapter Three: The Cliffs of Insanity
I don’t mean to pry, but do you have six fingers on that right hand of yours?
Chapter Four: Battle of the Wits
Never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line.
Chapter Five: Life Is Pain
Anyone who says differently, is selling something.
Chapter Six: The Fire Swamp
I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
Chapter Seven: The Pit of Despair
I've got my country's five hundredth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame
Chapter Eight: Ultimate Suffering
Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end? Somebody’s got to do it!
Chapter Nine: Have Fun Storming the Castle!
Mawidge… Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.
Chapter Ten: To the Pain!
Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This on