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Arachnophobia (Fear of Spiders)

Bromidrosiphobia (Fear of Bodily Odours)

Figaro ventures out for a short bus ride to the local village. Whilst smelling a fragrant rose, Figaro’s tranquility i

Chorophobia (Fear of Dancing)

Figaro switches on an old gramophone only to discover his horror of 1920’s dance tutorial polka. Figaro proceeds to em

Dermatosiophobia (Fear of Skin)

Figaro goes about his usual morning ablutions only to realize that his skin is completely green when he switches on the

Emetophobia (Fear of Vomiting)

Figaro settles down to a nice meal of sausages, eggs and toast. When Figaro unwittingly consumes several mouthfuls of an

Felinophobia (Fear of Cats)

Figaro’s fear of Cats comes to the fore when he hears the horrific sounds of a meowing cat at the front door. In this

Gerontophobia (Fear of Old People)

Figaro takes another trip down to the bus stop only to discover grandma Dorothy is sitting on the bench, beckoning Figar

Hypnophobia (Fear of Sleep)

Figaro is sleeping peacefully when suddenly Boris the stinky man invades his dreams. In this episode we try to work out

Insectophobia (Fear of Insects)

Figaro is pruning a large cactus plant on his balcony but is thrown into shock and horror when he unwittingly snips the

Jellophobia (Fear of Jelly)

Figaro discovers a funny shaped plate of jelly, and although he fears the translucent byproduct of horse’s hooves, he

Koniphobia (Fear of Dust)

Figaro exercises his obsessive cleanliness by vacuuming an impossibly high shelf in his lounge room. His closer examina

Lachanophobia (Fear of Vegetables)

In a World War 1 scene we see Figaro in the trenches fighting against a backdrop of approaching vegetables.

Meteorophobia (Fear of Meteors)

Figaro (an ardent bird watcher) observes a rare feathered beauty through his telescope, when he unwittingly leans on the

Nephophobia (Fear of Clouds)

Figaro welcomes blue skies and in a sound of music moment dances to his favorite spot outside – The edge of a cliff!

Ophthalmophobia (Fear of Being Stared At)

The only way to Figaro’s bathroom is via the endless hallway lined with hundreds of spooky portraits. Figaro’s para

Pogonophobia (Fear of Beards)

Quassophobia (Fear of Vibrating to Pieces)

Figaro tries to paint, but becomes irritated by a pesky fly. His fear of Vibrating to pieces becomes apparent when the f

Rhypophobia (Fear of Poo)

Figaro rushes to the toilet on a full bladder, only to discover that 3 stinky deposits have made their presence known in

Sciophobia (Fear of Shadows)

Telephonophobia (Fear of Telephones)

Figaro attempts to be civil and polite to an innocent commuter called Herman, when suddenly a telecommunications van zoo

Uranophobia (Fear of the Cosmos)

Figaro is peacefully laying down on the edge of the cliff (his favorite outdoors spot). The serenity is broken when his

Vellociphobia (Fear of Speed)

Figaro is on a bobsled when he comes to the realization by simple equation that his 5kmphr limit could easily become 500

Wretchophobia (Fear of Ugly)

Figaro pompously unveils a freshly painted portrait of himself, only to receive a karmic tickle in the nose and sneezes

Xerophobia (Fear of Dryness)

Figaro is wandering through a dry, salty landscape dying of thirst. He rushes to watery relief only to be disappointed b

Ylophobia (Fear of Wood)

Figaro is shivering by the fireplace as he grabs a piece of wood to throw on the fire. Figaro’s phobia comes to the fo

Zemmiphobia (Fear of The Great Mole Rat)

Figaro observes on his calendar that the 31st of December is the “rising of the great mole rat”. In terror, Figaro i